Magling 

Magling is a fourteen day long festival of merry making and frivolity.

Originally, Magling was an Anglo/Hungarian feast but it's popularity is spreading throughout Europe and parts of Africa and the Americas.

The first day of Magling (Pilling Day) occurs on 23rd December. Magling Day itself is marked on 29th December each year.

The thirteenth day of Magling (4th January) is a special feast day (also known as Balint Day) .

Magling ends on January 5th or Wrestling Day.

Happy Magling Day!

Magling by Pilling April 8, 2016

dick magling 

to dance with dicks

awww man sweety im srry i just dick magling with 274747474 other guys

dick magling by holyshitstain June 10, 2009

Malingering 

Malingering is intentional deceptive behavior, not a medical or psychiatric disorder. The diagnosis of malingering rests upon the identification of an external or "secondary" gain being present as the main motivation for the behavior. In other words, what does the person hope to gain?

Nurse is malingering out of work, now his teammates have to pick up his slack.

Malingering by pisceanaquifiel July 23, 2009

Mangling the Midget

Manual masturbation of the male organ.

I remember mangling the midget to this video.

Mangling the Midget by Lothario the Scandalous September 17, 2011

Malingestment 

-A play on words referring to the word 'malinvestment'. Whereas instead of a an unsuccessful financial investment, the person has paid for and consumed wrong things (food/objects) which has either resulted in sickness, vomiting, health issues or any other negative consequences.

Those vodka shots were a malingestment. Vomits*.

Malingestment by YourGmaster June 13, 2012

mailing it in 

Slang for doing the least amount of work possible or slacking off.

Hes really been mailing it in lately, he hasnt finished any of his labs.

mailing it in by Runki May 13, 2005

GUNT MANGLING 

WHEN A MAN IS IN HEAT AND STARTS GUNT MANGLING HIS OVER WEIGHT COW LOOKING WOMAN

WHEN A GUY WITH A DEATH WISH MANGLES HIS WIFE'S ORANGUTAN GUNT WITH BBQ TONGS

HOLY WOW, THAT GUNT MANGLING IS SOME SHITY WORK

HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE'S BEEN GUNT MAGLING THAT CHICK SO HE GET A SEMI WOODY, HEY ROY,, HOW LONG YOU BEEN GUNT MAGLING BERTHA?

GUNT MANGLING by Dpcx Alpha Male September 1, 2009