the 8 ball maneuver

when you almost win at 8 ball and then fuck it up like 1 second away from actually winning

guy 1: ahhh i almost won at 8 ball
guy 2: yeah dude, you pulled the 8 ball maneuver

by idunnowhattosay May 11, 2018

The rodrick maneuver

The process of sleeping with a girl that your friend may/may not like after you are introduced to her by the same friend.

I really liked her until my best friend pulled the rodrick maneuver on me.

by holymolyguacamole October 25, 2018

cost-cutting maneuver

A fumingly-sarcastic reference to a shamelessly "sneaky 'n' unethical" (and unfortunately very common!) "buy-pressure" strategy practiced at many hardware/specialty-supplies stores; the ploy consists of a staffperson's hacking off a length from a roll of bulk-product like rope, wire, hose, or cloth, and only **afterwards** informing the customer how much the product is priced per foot, hoping that said customer will then feel obligated to buy the piece "since it's already been cut off the roll".

I once had a totally pathetic "cost-cutting maneuver" tried on me at a bicycle-repair shop --- I needed a rear shift-cable, and so the clerk cut off my required length of cable from the store's bulk roll, without first telling me the super-steep per-foot price or asking me beforehand if I wanted to pay that much. It was only when he actually brought the "ringing up the sale" screen up on the computer that he revealed the astronomical amount that it was gonna cost me --- a whopping SEVEN DOLLARS AND CHANGE! --- for just three or four feet of the cable! Fortunately, I had the "bravery" to just look mildly shocked and hastily remark, "Eeeyewww... that's a lot more than I can afford --- thank you anyway, though. I'll just get one at WalMart instead." Hey, it wasn't MY fault if the salesman had created a harder-to-resell cut piece of cable --- I hadn't asked him to chop me off some of the cable yet, I'd just told him that I needed a replacement shifter-cable, so it wasn't my "responsibility" to now PAY for said cable! He should have told me beforehand how much it would cost per foot, and then asked me if I wanted to buy it before he'd actually hacked the length off the roll!

by QuacksO November 1, 2018

Ooga Booga Maneuver

While on the highway, cut across three or more lanes of traffic to get to the exit you knew was there, and then proceed to speed through the exit.

Luke: yo, that man just pulled the Ooga Booga

Maneuver!
Ben: what's an Ooga Booga Maneuver?
Luke: It's when you cross through like five Kane's at once, and then speed up through your exit.
Ben: Damn, he's crazy

by TheMooseAssassin May 11, 2019

whale shark maneuver

a whale shark maneuver is when a girl opens up her vagina as wide as possible and then a guy shits right inside the girl's vagina

Dude, me and Felicia were so drunk last night we tried the whale shark maneuver.

by backpackkid October 22, 2019

The tow-truck maneuver

When two dogs are humping and walking backwards, and I human being makes the tow-truck in reverse noise

Today at the dog park, my pets partook in the tow-truck maneuver, while I made the tow-truck noise as my mom watched in horror

by That bottom bitch October 25, 2019

Jonah's Maneuver

Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.

Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"

Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"

Keiran: *Autistic grunts*

Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"

by Blackflys December 14, 2019