Majoratties

When someone dances and ties and breaks

Hey did you majoratties of I majoratties

by Ggbhgvg January 28, 2021

major bludd for me and my son

Used to make an innocent toy collector give a six inch gi joe figure for a fair price and sometimes free, the user who said "Can you get me a major bludd for me and my son? " Has no son and is using that term to get a figure multiple times.

Can you get me a major bludd for me and my son?

by mrtoyaisle May 17, 2021

Major troll

Someone who pings small bits of rubbers at people for fun

Person 1: he's flinging rubbers at people

Person 2: what a major troll

by Loading name ... November 23, 2021

MajorIsNotReal

A literal god who is never to be fucked with

Dude: Hey did you see what happened to MajorIsNotReal? He got hit by a car
Girl: Eh he is probably okay, I mean, he is a god after all haha

by eat theFoodonyoplate January 3, 2022

Major Bucket Eater

The term used to describe a man who sleeps around, a man who has toxic habits in a relationship, or a man afraid of commitment. In worst bucket eater, it’s all three.

Grace deserves so much better, Cameron is such a Major Bucket Eater.

by Madpad April 16, 2022

Major Tom (Coming Home)

Standing there alone, the ship is waiting
All systems are go, are you sure?
Control is not convinced
But the computer has the evidence
No need to abort
The countdown starts
Watching in a trance, the crew is certain
Nothing left to chance, all is working
Trying to relax, up in the capsule
"Send me up a drink", jokes Major Tom
The count goes on
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Calling, calling home
Second stage is cut, we're now in orbit
Stabilizers up, running perfect
Starting to collect requested data
"What will it effect, when all is done?"
Thinks Major Tom
Back at ground control there is a problem
Go to rockets full, not responding
"Hello Major Tom, are you receiving?
Turn the thrusters on, we're standing by"
There's no reply
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Calling, calling home
Across the stratosphere
A final message, "Give my wife my love"
Then nothing more
Far beneath the ship, the world is mourning
They don't realize, he's alive
No one understands but Major Tom sees
Now the light commands, this is my home
I'm coming home

Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming, coming home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home

Major Tom (Coming Home)

by Death Menace June 18, 2023

MajorFish

Majorfish also known as 'Fish' or 'Fishkers' is the Manager of the Shockwave Citadel Discord Server. Although, due to a lack of activity he was recently passed in chain-of-command by Pianoscout. Fish is infamous for his immature and spiteful acts toward new and old community members. It is surprising to this very day that he is still a staff member.

Fishkers is one of the most recognized member of the community because of his actions. #ImpeachFishFromStaff

Key: SC = Shockwave Citadel
(SOURCES: Shockwave Citadel | SC Website | SC TEXT CHANNELS)

"Man, that MajorFish guy is such an asshole." - Person 1
"I know right, what a jerk." - Person 2

by Xai Choi August 25, 2023