Mud flaps

A gay man’s condom

You better put your mud flaps in before your “D” hits Hersey highway

by tablecandles75 April 3, 2020

morning mud

The first big bowel movement of the day before breakfast or after coffee ☕

I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work

by BIG T 49 February 3, 2023

Mud flapped

The act of having your balls farted on.

My wife mud flapped me last night.

by nrourk February 27, 2011

Mud Snorkelling

When you place your nose in an anus and snort human faeces through the nose.

Girl: I went Mud Snorkelling last night.
Girl 2: I heard that's really shit.

by Boredom At Work October 24, 2010

Mud muffin

Excrement; turd (see fudge dragon)

"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."

by R. Bowers October 7, 2012

Mud sauna

Communal huffing of poop.

When you need the toilet on the train, you never know if it’s gonna be nice n clean, or an absolute mud sauna

by Retarf April 2, 2022

cornelius mud

Poop

With the stories he is telling, we will be waist deep in cornelius mud soon!

by SC-Girly April 10, 2016