Daddy Master Dylan

The best there ever is, was, and always will be. Daddy Master Dylan is who you think of when you sleep and wake up.

"I woke up to the nice thought of Daddy Master Dylan this morning."

by JTS2 April 8, 2021

master/pet

A type of relationship which is mostly used to define a kink or a fetish of being used and ordered as a pet. Or, in BDSM it's usually discribing a sub who wants to take orders from a master. A Master/pet relationship generally a more affectionate or loving than a Master/slave relationship. When being a pet, you usually roleplay as an animal such as a dog or a cat, and you eat from a doggie bowl/cat bowl on the floor, no hands, and is used as a sextoy, a playmate, or as a maid.

Ethan : "Aye dude how did the date go?"
Joe : "It was alright, I wanted to do her but she was into master/pet stuff."
Ethan : "Mind if I have her number..?"

by Ivye~~ Dizzzyy May 26, 2019

Ferrari Master Plan™

1. A mistake made by Scuderia Ferrari formula 1 team
2. A reason for a formula 1 driver (mainly ferrari's) to do some something stupid
3. confusing, not successful tactics/strategic moves of Mattia Binotto

"Vettel, S🅱️inalla"
"Why would I do that?"
"Don't worry Seb, it's all part of the Ferrari Master Plan™"

"Downgrade the car"
"But sir, that doesn't make sense"
"Don't worry, it's all part of the Ferrari Master Plan™"

by SnowChickenFlake November 17, 2020

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was born in Switzerland in the spring of 1974. He was placed in a basket and tossed into a river immediately following his birth. After traveling downstream for miles, he was found by a young Milanese woman who raised him, naming his Lorenzo after her father, and Von Matterhorn to reflect his Swiss heritage.

Lorenzo was diagnosed with a condition called phallumegally (bigness of penis) at a young age. He grew up unable to ride a bike or feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. He has applied for penis reduction surgery many times, but the doctors have said that, sadly, that is not an option.

He is the founder of Von Matterhorn Industries International Unlimited Global Inc., or VMIIUGI, and was once named billionaire of the week by Big Business Journal.

See The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.

By pretending to be Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, Barney managed to convince a woman to sleep with him.

by lilypotter56 July 25, 2012

Cice Master

An awakened human being overcoming the "matrix trap" and reaching beyond the realm of 3 D human living. To go beyond seven dimensions of all intellectual, physical, environmental, social, emotional, and spiritual senses of human life.

For example, as a "Cice Master" you will find many opportunities to reach beyond the seven dimensions of life and wellbeing, yet human and understand human life while on earth. Written by Cice Rivera

by Cice Rivera June 26, 2021

Master Roshi

Hilariously perverted old man in Dragon ball Z, who is just trying to get some boob but keeps getting denied!

Man, Michael is really acting like Master Roshi today....

by MichaelC_ January 29, 2016

Daddy Master Isaiah

A guy who everyone loves, relies on, and worships. He is a very sexually dominate chad and has fucked almost every hot girl.

Ugly girl: Daddy Master Isaiah, can you PLEASE fuck me?
Daddy Master Isaiah: No, I only fuck hot girls.

by JTS2 May 7, 2021