Tijuana Back Massage

The act of sitting on anothers back with speaded ass cheeks while delivering a devastating fart.

I just snuck into Daves' room and gave him the Tijuana Back Massage of his life. He's probablly going to need to shower.

by Aus151 July 20, 2010

massage

What some sleazy asshole tries to do to your woman behind your back. If you know any guys like this, kick their ass immediately.

'Oh sweety, it's not sexual, I just want to give you a massage, it doesn't mean anything.'

by dgarnett December 28, 2005

french massage

Hand Job with oral sex to bring client to climax. Term used by call girls or prostitutes.

My girlfriend gave me a French Massage and I came in her mouth so hard she choked a little.

by Khokolate February 25, 2011

Mass Effect 3

A Birth control supplement that will be introduced to Society on March 6th 2012, Co-Created By Bioware/EA.

"BF" - I didn't buy any condoms

"GF" - WHY NOT?

"BF" - Mass Effect 3

"GF" - WTF IS THAT?

"BF" - Your Replacement

by ShWaY is a boss February 24, 2012

deep throat tongue massage

1. The act of licking ones balls while simultaneously performing fellatio 2. Deep throating a guy and licking his balls at the same time.

Sage was good, she never gagged while giving me a deep throat tongue massage. She would use her thumb to bring my balls closer to her mouth so she could give me my morning DTTM.

by johnny rush February 22, 2008

sandwich massage

A type if massage involving two naked oriental chicks and alot of soap water, usually followed by a "happy ending".
I don't recommend it(very weird), but if your interested Thailand is the place to go.

Zack "Man i got a sandwich massage in Pattaya, and those bitches were sliding all over the fuck'n place"

Timo "Fuck yeh i want somma that shit!"

Zack "Those bitches be sick"

by zack " Boolalalalalala mothafuckers" August 12, 2006

Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage

A phrase meaning the worst that possibly could happen. Based off of obvious pain the fictional character's knifed glove would create tearing up a prostate.

dude 1: My girlfriend is pregnant.

dude 2: That's a Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage for ya.

dude 3: Fucking A right, it is!

by Minced Prostate September 23, 2011