first loser

The first in a group of bros to finally lose their virginity, title comes with extreme bragging rights

Bro 1: Bro, I coulda been the first loser last night but I blacked out so fast

Bro 2: Bro...

by eforce222 May 20, 2019

sore loser

someone who can't take a loss in stride.

Payton is a sore loser when it comes to 8ball.

by Thebootygangcaptain February 20, 2019

My loser

My loser if for someone special you like to “bully” and you love them

“you’re my favorite loser, You’re My loser <3”

by candyy_24 December 8, 2020

Loser Circle

adj. A group of hippies situated in a circle in the middle of a park playing Kumbayah Garbage with banjos.

If you have to look at this your in the Loser Circle...

by MC Clap Yo Handz September 14, 2010

Kah-loser

Losing really bad in Kahoot! that you come in last place. A Kah-loser is basically the worst Kahoot! player in the game.

Jaque: "Yo man did you see Solomon? He's a total Kah-loser!"
Joel: :"Yeah, he was a total Kah-loser."

by TotallyNotGettingDemonetized November 12, 2018

Loser Lesbian

A loser who also happens to be a lesbian; often is very awkward around women and may make bad relationship decisions; related to useless lesbian

“She’s still convinced that they ‘made out platonically’ and the bouquet of ‘friendship roses’ meant nothing”

“I literally saw them trip and fall face first in front of their crush today”

“Loser Lesbian Syndrome strikes again”

by izaruru September 17, 2023

Loser on a cruiser

when donut operator creates a challenge who can create the best context for when a peaceful protester jumps on a police cruiser

Peaceful protester: yo watch me jump on this police cruiser

Peaceful protester 2: alright bro

(misses the fucking thing entirely)

Donut Operator fans: oh hes a loser on a cruiser

by Helix5537 July 16, 2023