Hassle loads

A person who its a hassle around; someone who fucking wreaks your head because they won't shut the hell up!

jen allen is hassle loads.

Me: fuck! hassle loads is coming over don't talk to her!

by red_knickers June 16, 2008
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Muzzle Loading

The act of packing wasabi in one's urethra with a chopstick, often for money.
That dude passed out after muzzle loading at sushi, but he made $75.
by Meester K. August 13, 2014
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chode load

A choad load is used as an adverb before something.

It's a lot like shit load.
Dude, we have a chode load of homework tonight.
by The Jesus Bot May 18, 2007
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Butt Load

the scientific term for a great quantity, usually prolific or copious in nature, occasionally verging on infinity in some cases
Building the Hoover Dam required a butt load of cement.

There's a butt load of stars up there.

For the last two days I've been printing and reading a butt load of articles.
by Bill Nye the Sci Guy October 23, 2005
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Squib load

A defective round of ammunition that lacks sufficient power to force the projectile out of the barrel of a firearm.

Indicators of a squib load may include: little to no recoil, gasses directed back toward the shooter, or failure to cycle another round.

If you experience a squib load, point your firearm in a safe direction, and ensure that it is unloaded. Use a cleaning rod to push the projectile out of the barrel.

Never attempt to fire another round to force the stuck projectile out. This will create pressures that your firearm is not designed to tolerate, and will damage your firearm, and likely result in injury or death.

See also: Hang Fire
While shooting, I experienced a squib load. I tried shooting another round to force it out of the barrel. My gun exploded so now I'm missing fingers and my right eye.
by angry chocolate. February 09, 2014
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Late Load

When a truck driver offers a sexual favor for a Late Load. Usually happens within the forestry sector on Planned lumber
Jason can I get a Late load tonight "Driver slowly grabs and squeezes thigh"
by B-man bad April 20, 2018
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Open load

Did you see that new Riley Reid video on PornHub? She gets a huge open load all over her face! She's gonna need some Goo-b-gone to get that shit off.
by Relwof Ttocs June 15, 2017
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