Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it

Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive

by whodoyouthinkstoopid May 21, 2011

Limp

A pimps bitch also known as a limp. She enjoys head and a good time.

Look at that Limp over there! Damn she thicc.

by Big_Daddy69 August 28, 2019

Limp-wristed potato peeler

The art of being so pathetic and useless that cease to be useful in society. A potato peeler with a limp wrist cannot perform their assigned job thus being useless.

Anthea stop doing that, you look like a limp-wristed potato peeler.

by Trash Panda11 July 7, 2022

Drug limp

A limp that is acquired by one who is classified as a junkie or drugo, and having an unbelievable excuse as to the acquisition of said limp

For example, when someone sits on a knife and it stabs them in the front side if the thigh and they refuse to see a doctor resulting in a long standing drug limp

by Limping Lucy November 19, 2013

Limp Dick Warrior

Limp Dick Warrior has 3 meanings

1. Somebody who is a complete pussy and this stops them from having any fun and enjoying themselves

2. A person who is incredibly annoying and acts like a dick constantly

3. A proud virgin

“Nah Mason won’t come out tonight he’s being a limp dick warrior”

“I can’t stand jack at all he’s such a limp dick warrior

“Oh no Tommos still a virgin he’s a limp dick warrior”

by Jakey (Tonic The Seshhog) May 30, 2020

Limpe

Referring to yourself. Me

Limpe handsome. Limpe stronger than you.

by Herculesnaga November 21, 2017

Limp

a limp is when you aren't a simp or a pimp so you are between there for you are a limp.

"bro you are such a simp "
"No man I ain't a simp or a pimp I'm a limp"

by Nicole2drippy January 11, 2021