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Limp Bizkiting

Verb - To engage in Limp Bizkiting a male should use their non erect floppy penis to roll it around in the feces spread across their partners chest.
Did you see Dave Limp Bizkiting Lisa last night? He really rolled his limpy into those brown biscuits.
by Chesty LaRoux July 28, 2021
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Gump-limp

When you have too many boxes of chocolates and you walk with a limp because you have diabetes
"Do you have any insulin? I need to pump."
"I can tell, you got that Gump-limp."
by Cosby Sweater July 18, 2013
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Limp Horndog

by WaywardPrincess May 6, 2025
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Limp Jizkit

This is the act of cumming all over oneself or another, while not being one bit hard at all. This usually takes place while drunk with whiskey dick and a hot chick is trying to put that man meat in her clam and you unknowingly just start oozing out globs of piping hot jizz.
Big Easy: So the other night I was attempting to shove my veiny cobra into this slut but was so fucking soft. During like the 37th attempt I just starting spraying my hot volcumic ash all over her fatty and bed sheets. That ever happen to you?

Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.

Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm October 22, 2020
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Limp

a dude who is dry as fuck when he texts you but expects entertainment from you xo
" Kyle don't be fucking Limp"
by orangemuice April 6, 2020
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Limp bizkit

A limp bizkit is when a man's penis is wider than it is high
Rando chick 1: "jim has a limp bizkit"
Roman bellic from gta4: "lets go bowling"
by Sornock February 2, 2023
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limp

used to refer to a man whose foreskin is larger than his penis and so covers it even when said man gets a hard on
Did you hear about Angad? Turns out he's limp
by pranigga December 6, 2024
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