A "hommie" (friend or even an acquaintance) of the smallest caliber.
A lil (little for all you white folks out there) hommie will ask you to pass them an object that is 3 feet from their body and 15 feet away from yours. This is someone who will make plans to hang with 10 people while fully knowing that they will only have time to kick it with 2 or 3 of the people, predetermining to flake out/blow off at least 7 other people.
A lil hommie is someone who is still your hommie and therefore cannot be avoided altogether but each "chill sesh" you spend with them frustrates you at the caliber of their friendship towards you and their general respect for all other humans besides themselves.
A lil (little for all you white folks out there) hommie will ask you to pass them an object that is 3 feet from their body and 15 feet away from yours. This is someone who will make plans to hang with 10 people while fully knowing that they will only have time to kick it with 2 or 3 of the people, predetermining to flake out/blow off at least 7 other people.
A lil hommie is someone who is still your hommie and therefore cannot be avoided altogether but each "chill sesh" you spend with them frustrates you at the caliber of their friendship towards you and their general respect for all other humans besides themselves.
Hommie 1: Dude, Cade ate all the mother-flippin' bacon and left the eggs and pancakes for the rest of us...
Hommie 2: What a lil hommie...
Hommie 2: What a lil hommie...
by Snaze4Daze October 08, 2017
by lil jalin September 25, 2018
by a dick the one November 09, 2016
by 8ballofcoke October 14, 2019
nickname for a small dick
hey dude how was the party last night?
it was great dude that girl i met didnt even mention my lil hehe when she saw it!
sick.
it was great dude that girl i met didnt even mention my lil hehe when she saw it!
sick.
by duckextractor123 May 26, 2020
“lil Marcelli” is the best rapper.
by lil pp i July 02, 2021
A frog hat, Bob Marley wig, and sunglasses was all he needed to transform into the most superior being on Earth. Now Lil' 'Phibian goes around the world singing his theme song and signing autographs for his loving followers. He is also the founder and current leader of the very successful Clash of Clans clan, 'Caswell = Frog'. You can find him on his discord server: FHry2E4
Whatever you do, just don't call him Lil' Poon.
Whatever you do, just don't call him Lil' Poon.
Person 1: WOAH! Who's that awesome guy with the frog hat?
Person 2: ...LIL PHIBIAN!!! WAIT UP!
Lil' 'Phibian: *Turns around and sings*
It's LIL PHIBIAN
It's LIL PHIBIAN
Yeah I'm Little, but I'm bigger than a PHIBIAN!
Person 2: ...LIL PHIBIAN!!! WAIT UP!
Lil' 'Phibian: *Turns around and sings*
It's LIL PHIBIAN
It's LIL PHIBIAN
Yeah I'm Little, but I'm bigger than a PHIBIAN!
by cockmoment December 07, 2019