lacejob

Pronounced (L-ay-ss-j-ah-b) - the sexual act of performing a handjob with your hands tied together by shoelaces.

Nic traded me shoes for my Yugioh cards, so I used those shoelaces to give Robbie a lacejob.

by Turtlesecks69 January 7, 2014

Laced up

When a person is well connected in the community.

Man that nigga is laced up!! He can get u whatever u want at a good price.

by Lac3d up March 2, 2016

lace bite

Typically used by coaches who just shouldn't be on the ice. When you tie your skates too tight and you take that first step on the ice and you get a sharp pain on the top of your foot and you're like oh shit that hurts. Hydrate well and it won't happen!

Coach: alright boys let's get a skate in I'll show you how to do the drill
*starts skating and falls*

Coach: ah shit boys I dont suck its the lace bite

by Bender0920 April 15, 2016

lacey jumping

A sexual act in which a female (or male ) has sex with four (or more) people in a six hour period ,alcohol is usually involved.

"Dude the party was so lit ,savannah went lacey jumping and i think she set a world record. "

by cap'n crunch August 20, 2016

lacef

To trip so hard you see a purple elephant.

John got super lacef last night.

by BrustyCuns November 18, 2016

lacen

a ant penis of large size

you are smaller than a lacen!

by weeblewdotaku April 3, 2017

Lacen

A Hawaiian Kahuna that lived in the 1800s.

Known for his skill to drive people to work harder.

"Da kine Lacen motivation."

by Kaleluia April 19, 2018