Landon

Sissy suffering from hair loss and erectile dysfunction

Ewwww thats landon, he is a slut for gold diggers

by F_ur_mo March 2, 2022

vitnamiese landmine

Taking a shit on someone's chest and then smacking it hard making a loud noise and lots of "mud" everywhere

Guy 1: how was your girl last night?
Guy 2: Sick man, I gave her a vitnamiese landmine

by Ogrish is life May 20, 2016

Landon Laxers

These are prob the coolest guys in MD.....not. There the biggest fags who think they are worshiped by everyone.

Laxer: Wow im a God, i can get anyone i want to..but i prefer guys.

by John December 5, 2004

landon

A slang word for saying, "see you soon", "see you shortly".

Joe: Ah nice seeing you today!
Mike: Yeah it was!
Joe: Landon man!

Mike: Landon.

by Yesboy123 October 4, 2011

Lando

Lando, as in Lando Calrissian from the original Star Wars Trilogy. You use the name, or "word" in this case, as an adjective to describe something that is hip, funky, smooth, just like Lando. The use of "Lando" in a phrase was first coined by Mark, of Classic Game Room HD, the video game review channel on youtube, in his review of the Star Wars Arcade game for the Sega 32X when he said "I'm going to use a Star Wars name as an adjective to describe this. Star Wars Arcade is 'Lando'."

Person 1: "How was your weekend?"

Person 2: "It was Lando."

Person 1: "Whoa, you must have had a pretty good weekend!"

by Power of the Funk July 12, 2011

landon

the inability to make up your mind or know what you want.

He was being all 'landon' about it.

by yourworstnightmareinadarkalley August 26, 2011

landon

landon is an ass and a dick he is funny but and exboyfrend of mine were still close freind and if you hit him he will go off he is a rude mother fucker but i like him the way he his anad still have a crush on him but nothing is ever wrong with him if there is he sucks it up and be strong

landon is lovly and so nice he is a somewhat a good person

by kk13angelina October 1, 2018