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trimming a loaf

excreting the fecal matter inside the colon loaf by loaf as in comparison to a loaf of bread. "plop, plop, plop" until you've vanquished all the hell inside of you.
"Hey John Doe, wanna come to the movies with us? " Ok, but wait a second I'm trimming a loaf...."
by crapking79 April 29, 2010
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birthing a loaf

Tristin: Oh man I just birthed a HUGE fucking loaf... You might not want to go in there for a while.
Jakkq: Why the hell were you birthing a loaf in my bathroom, dude?! How big?
Tristin: So big, there's not even a measurement for it.
by Dextiu May 11, 2014
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A whole loaf

A hottie; synonym for shnack/whole shnack
"hmmm, girl! He was looking like a whole loaf!"
by LilbiotchS May 18, 2017
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soak the loaf

The act of defecating and proceeding to jizz on said floating feces. (Loaf)
Jim: "Dude, I just soaked the loaf so hard last night."
Danny: "Bro, what does soak the loaf even mean?"

Jim: "Dude, you've never soaked your loafs before? Oh man, let me show you."

Jim: *Proceeds to soak a loaf*
Danny: "Jim, what the fuck man."
by YouKnowWhoC; December 28, 2017
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cum blasted lobster loads

Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.
You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”
by Slappdat January 7, 2018
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aspen loaffler

Gold digger who hangs out with why don’t we for fame. Clumsy, idiot. Fame crazy. Likes jack Avery but won’t admit it
Did U see aspen loaffler
by Samanthaxxx October 4, 2017
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big fuck off loafers

peculier shoes often worn by grayham
he's wearing big fuck off loafers...GET HIM!
by DOYTS! February 11, 2005
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