by The Jesus Bot June 5, 2007

by Meester K. August 12, 2014

A person who its a hassle around; someone who fucking wreaks your head because they won't shut the hell up!
by red_knickers June 16, 2008

the scientific term for a great quantity, usually prolific or copious in nature, occasionally verging on infinity in some cases
Building the Hoover Dam required a butt load of cement.
There's a butt load of stars up there.
For the last two days I've been printing and reading a butt load of articles.
There's a butt load of stars up there.
For the last two days I've been printing and reading a butt load of articles.
by Bill Nye the Sci Guy October 28, 2005

Did you see that new Riley Reid video on PornHub? She gets a huge open load all over her face! She's gonna need some Goo-b-gone to get that shit off.
by Relwof Ttocs June 15, 2017

Refers to the semen created when a man is masturbating and ejaculating at the crux of a heightened emotional state, most typically involving crying.
Ricky: Hey Tara, I was thinking about you last night and I blew an emo load. I really think it brought me closer to you.
Tara: You're not supposed to call me, I thought the restraining order was pretty clear you fucking psycho.
Tara: You're not supposed to call me, I thought the restraining order was pretty clear you fucking psycho.
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016

A defective round of ammunition that lacks sufficient power to force the projectile out of the barrel of a firearm.
Indicators of a squib load may include: little to no recoil, gasses directed back toward the shooter, or failure to cycle another round.
If you experience a squib load, point your firearm in a safe direction, and ensure that it is unloaded. Use a cleaning rod to push the projectile out of the barrel.
Never attempt to fire another round to force the stuck projectile out. This will create pressures that your firearm is not designed to tolerate, and will damage your firearm, and likely result in injury or death.
See also: Hang Fire
Indicators of a squib load may include: little to no recoil, gasses directed back toward the shooter, or failure to cycle another round.
If you experience a squib load, point your firearm in a safe direction, and ensure that it is unloaded. Use a cleaning rod to push the projectile out of the barrel.
Never attempt to fire another round to force the stuck projectile out. This will create pressures that your firearm is not designed to tolerate, and will damage your firearm, and likely result in injury or death.
See also: Hang Fire
While shooting, I experienced a squib load. I tried shooting another round to force it out of the barrel. My gun exploded so now I'm missing fingers and my right eye.
by angry chocolate. February 14, 2014
