libations

libations are ritual pourings of drinks as an offering to a god.

Papi: "What are you doing tonight?"
Pete Dick: "The usual, jacking for beats and enjoying a couple libations."
Papi: "I am in, where at?"
Pete Dick: "The Kirk Hotel!"

by Pete Dick March 12, 2008

Vigilante Librarian Syndrome

A librarian, primarily in middle and high schools, who believes that their power to hush restless students is much more important than it actually is. They hold their power to quiet people on command up on a pedestal, for it is the only power that they possess. Rule enforcement is their primary goal, above education.

That librarian gave me a detention for asking my friend if I could borrow a pencil, she must have Vigilante Librarian Syndrome.

by Kittlizzpizz June 29, 2010

Liba

Sperm

Inti Liba! Used to heavily offend people in the Maltese Language

by Kros August 25, 2003

liberal jackass

Michael Moore.

Amongst liberal jackasses, Michael Moore is the fattest, second only to maybe Rob "Order Another Pizza" Reiner.

by Jay Boorani June 23, 2003

Naughty Librarian

A hottie with a brain. A little buttoned down but hot under the collar. Glasses a plus but not a requirement.

Liv Tyler, Claire Danes, Natalie Portman, Julia Stiles,

by April March 8, 2004

Sorting books in a burning library

1- Trying to accomplish something that is a monumental waste of time.
2- Wasting your energy or time on a lost cause.

There is no way your wife is letting you go to Vegas with the guys. Trying to convince her is like sorting books in a burning library.

by Bernie Lomax February 26, 2009

liberal

a person that appears to prefer peaceful diplomatics and minimization of violent acts, against other countries, people, etc. They SEEM to be louder in polls and how they feel about politics. All of this is based on where I have lived, therefore I may be wrong, but I don't think so. Also, if a conservative disagrees strongly with a liberal, they refer to them as a communist.

a liberal is a person that is the political opposite of a conservative.
I have voted in 3 polls so far.
I wish Bush didn't start the War on Terror.

by oh damn. so i said something you didn't like. I suppose I'm a fascist now. April 9, 2006