Lance

i very very good handsome looking basketball player

im lance

by lancelot0808 October 8, 2019

Lance

A Lance is a man with a plan and nothing could get in the way of his plan. He is very persuasive and smart but he is also kind and caring . Lance is the best lover with the most handsome body. He could get any girl he wants but only chooses the best. He is a hard worker and very strict on himself to look his utter best. You hit the bullseye when Lance is you boyfriend as he is very entertaining and also a very good kisser. He will always leave you satisfied

You kiss like a Lance
Make a Lance plan
Look at that professional, he must be a Lance

by Azrielli November 21, 2021

Lance

Lance's are the type of people to get good grades but say they're dumb. They always have a right hand man that has a somewhat common name (ex. Troy, Eric, etc.). They are usually good at acting dumb around some people and the smart around others.

Hey Troy, Lance is back.

by shorteater69 December 3, 2021

Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

by neobwa October 22, 2014

Lance Ballinstrong

A 5 foot nothing guy who plays basketball with one kidney.

Lance Ballinstrong at a bar- Ladies, I am five feet tall and I have only one kidney left ever since I left the bar one night with with this one girl. My coach calls me five foot nothing. If my team needs someone to dunk the ball, they pass it to me, since nobody expects me to be able to do it and I shock the other team every time.

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2021

Lance

Predator. Two pump wanna Bea pornstar. He will put G in your Jamba juice ask you if your hungry and want to get food then tell your wife how cock hungry you were on a 4.5 mile car ride that took over 2 hours (that you will have no recollection of other than everyone being mad that you came back with no food... & That he kept on apologizing for being a 2 pump, limp dick, creepy old man) ask around about Mr Fritz & You will hear some straight up R-3 shit! Check your timeline and it just may lead you to the street he took advantage of you on! I found cameras maybe you will too!

Lance, why couldn't you wait tell I was awake or coherent to fuck me? Lance I said NO! Lance makes sure your unable to say no!

by Nomeansnosirlancealot February 2, 2020

Lance

The realest clown around

He decided to become a Lance and join the ruthless world of the circus

by TheOC January 29, 2020