Keyboard Attacker

An internet stalker/attacker.

I talked to her a few times, but she turned out to be a keyboard attacker.

by BEldridge November 14, 2005

Keyboardedout

Mental affliction that happens when one's wits and smarts have run out, due to stress or boredom.

I was like, all keyboardedout after spending an entire evening goofing off on that forum.

by MeeToo December 13, 2002

keyboard nerd

a nerd who enjoys to play the keyboard whether it is their or not, like someone who plays the air guitar a keyboard nerd plays the air keyboard

wow man check ross out the keyboard nerd

by Jids February 4, 2006

Keyboard Queer

A person, particularly biased, uneducated, and part of the 5 letter system (visit 5 letter system in Urban Dictionary), and believes the first thing that appears to their eyes and ears, that goes online, particularly twitter, and seeks out posts they do not agree with, fact or opinion, and try to discredit or boycott it.

All these keyboard queers in the comments of my twitter post are so annoying!

by Toastyy34 June 21, 2021

Keyboard Spam

A keyboard spam is when someone smashes random letters on their keyboard, whether it be via mobile, desktop, or otherwise. Most of the time, keyboard spams have no literal connotation, they're just... Well, spams.
Someone could keyboard spam for various reasons. I, personally, keyboard spam when one of my friends says something that makes my brain go "alkajskahsuejsbsjd." But you could also spam out of frustration, excitement, speechlessness, embarrassment, or just pure boredom.
Keyboard spams can be followed by or placed after sentences (coherent or not), or just by themselves.

*Keyboard spam example: Flustered*
Friend 1: "Thanks, Darling. :)"
Friend 2: "akhekshrkegjevrj WHAG DID YOU JUST CALL ME"

*Keyboard spam example: Boredom*
Friend 1: "I'm bored.
Friend 2: "kssjebsjshdje"
Friend 1: "Same bro, same."

by bug boy June 21, 2022

reformed keyboard banger

Someone who has been caught keyboard banging and types r then anyone else in the office to try and reform. (Making him a bigger joto then before)

Sol: Manny no longer seem to be a keyboard banger.

Duckie: Yeah he was caught ridding dirty being a keyboard banger and he is even more joto since he is a reformed keyboard banger.

by rubber-duckie November 9, 2009

Keybotard

21st Century London term (originated from a typo) for someone who has a total inability to type correctly for whatever reason, usually inebriation.
Hybrid of the words 'keyboard' and 'retard'.

MSN messenger conversation:

-So Lndoon rlues, dosn't it?
-Yeah. Dude, you're a total keybotard today, what's the deal?

by lia March 29, 2005