Keep your face on

Getting angry for no fucking reason.

Keep your face on is to calm the fuck down, your face is falling off and you need to keep it on ;)

by huddy1 November 5, 2014

Keep Me Texted

Based off of the expression "keep me posted," a way of asking someone to stay in touch via text message

Older brother: Thanks for a great night! See you soon.
Younger brother: Sounds good, keep me texted. Do you want to play some Mario Kart online later tonight?
Older brother: Maybe, I'll keep you texted!
Younger brother: Yeah, keep me texted!

by Caesar Is Home January 25, 2015

Keep the bird in its cage

A fancy way of saying, "Keep it in your pants!"

Dick: "I'm thinking about going streaking; wanna join?"
Tom: "No, and keep the bird in its cage!"

by Dcstrutter May 27, 2015

Keep it OT

When you want to keep it real, like how they did it in the Old Testament.

Me: I have two wives.
Prof Dev: Keep it OT!

by daviddickanderson February 8, 2017

Keep ya nose out

This means to stay out of people's business

Please keep ya nose out of this conversation this doesn't concern you what so ever.

by History! August 10, 2017

keep that fatty up

A girl with a large butt. Keeping it up to either keep twerking or for intercourse from behind.

Girl keep that fatty up

by Little Pajaro October 30, 2017

Keep the tea in the pot

when you have something to say about somebody or something but you decide to keep it to yourself. also known as spilling tea when you tell someone about what happened.

did you hear about Jason,never mind I’m going to keep the tea in the pot.

by lilv February 26, 2018