A person of whom particularly finds interest in playing football, but is home-schooled, and doesn't run routes because he's too slow to, he feels as if he could make money in other ways, these ways can include youtube, art, businesses, crypto currency, or making it to the nfl, but with no offers, a Kalel can't do so. Furthermore, a Kalel isn't that tall, and is usually around 5'6 --> 5'10, thus not being able to ride certain rides at the amusement park.
The Kalel has no offers. (Or), the Kalel is short. (or even), the Kalel is rich and is motivated to prove his haters wrong, rather than giving in to the talk in which his subjective "haters" continue to tell him, perhaps to bring him down or hinder his confidence.
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Get the kalle kraus mug.Kalilou is a very complex human being.
He can be very sweet and personal at times, making you feel special by complementing you and/or sharing his deepest secrets with you.
But he is also very damaged from past traumatic experiences and he will suck the life out of you once you realized he’s talking to you the way he should be talking to his therapist.
Kalilou also holds a grudge very easily for the slightest unintentional inconvenience you might have caused and he will refuse to have a mature conversation about it.
If you upset a Kalilou, he will either ghost you until he doesn’t care anymore and reaches out to you out of nowhere like nothing happened, OR he will ghost you forever.
PS: Kalilou is extremely attractive… good luck getting over him
He can be very sweet and personal at times, making you feel special by complementing you and/or sharing his deepest secrets with you.
But he is also very damaged from past traumatic experiences and he will suck the life out of you once you realized he’s talking to you the way he should be talking to his therapist.
Kalilou also holds a grudge very easily for the slightest unintentional inconvenience you might have caused and he will refuse to have a mature conversation about it.
If you upset a Kalilou, he will either ghost you until he doesn’t care anymore and reaches out to you out of nowhere like nothing happened, OR he will ghost you forever.
PS: Kalilou is extremely attractive… good luck getting over him
Person 1: Damn, Idk what happened last night, I think there was a misunderstanding and I upset him… now he won’t reply to my texts!
Person 2: He’s such a Kalilou…
Person 2: He’s such a Kalilou…
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Kalleese is sexy
by William french fry March 5, 2023
Get the kalleese mug.This word has began to see use among the trans community to describe trans women. Kallai means, "the most beautiful."
Etymology: from the Greek "kallos" sharing a root with "kallisti" the word inscribed on the golden apple used to cause strife between the goddesses and start the trojan war, meaning "to the most beautiful." Kallai was coined in the novel Wrath Goddess Sing by Maya Deane.
Etymology: from the Greek "kallos" sharing a root with "kallisti" the word inscribed on the golden apple used to cause strife between the goddesses and start the trojan war, meaning "to the most beautiful." Kallai was coined in the novel Wrath Goddess Sing by Maya Deane.
"Ever since you came out you have been so happy, your smile is so kallai."
"Such women — like me — are known as kallai here, and we are welcomed as sisters."
"Such women — like me — are known as kallai here, and we are welcomed as sisters."
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Person 1: Thank you for bailing me out, I owe you a blowie. Haha
Person 2: I got you, how does Thursday sound?
Person 1: ……..
Person 2: I see you’ve gotten yourself into the Kalal conundrum
Person 2: I got you, how does Thursday sound?
Person 1: ……..
Person 2: I see you’ve gotten yourself into the Kalal conundrum
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