Army Knees

A condition brought on by military service where the knees hurt beyond what would be considered normal. Usually, the Department of Veterans affairs will deny the existence of the condition so that they can deny paying the veteran compensation. Any injury or aggravation made worse by military service.

My classmate Derrick D. says he suffers from Army Knees and it is difficult for him to sit or stand for prolonged periods because he was a paratrooper.

My knees are in terrible shape because we ran in boots when I joined the Army.

by Carlos Alano January 12, 2017

Knee Cappin

When someone is cappin (lying) so hard that you can't help but laugh and slap your knee

Savvy: they call me the greek freak by all the hoes i get over in Mykonos
Mess: dog, you're straight knee cappin rn

by Snaplatts December 7, 2020

Knee Dicker

You’re willing to get on some dirty ass floor to suck some dick, meaning you a thirsty whore. Also that you would do it for a check or for some 3 dollars if you’re broke.

“Are you friends with Jessica? No shes a knee dicker.”
“You’re a knee dicker”

by nawhbeans January 25, 2021

Knee mail

Blow job, especially a sloppy one.

Bumper sticker on conservative car: “God receives knee mail”

Guy: lol same

by xx-satu May 3, 2021

shitter's knee

The red marks that show up on your knees when a lot of time has been reading, texting, or using a smartphone on the toilet.

Steve: "Did you have a good shit?"
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."

by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013

Knee gurr

A savage kick to the knee, intended to make the recipient collapse.

Ohh man, that was a bad knee gurr. Where's the Tylenol?

by Dr. Andy Loco April 23, 2023

Knee driving

Similar to knee steering knee driving is a more competitive version when the driver of a car uses only their knees to steer the car when driving for as long as possible.

Person #1: dude I’ve been knee steering for 5 minutes!
Person #2: dude 5 minutes is nothing, you know the knee driving world record is so much longer!

Cohen H Koshar holds the world record of knee driving for 69 miles.

by DTOpposion December 26, 2022