astro kiss

An astro kiss is the result of someone inadvertently sitting their “ass” too far back on the toilet leaving a brown “kiss” mark in the outer-space of the seat.

I was going to use the gas station restroom until I saw that the last person left an astro kiss.

by General Anesthesia November 24, 2017

spanish kissing

Sung in Steely Dan's "I Got The News," it's basically cunnilingus.

"Some night, huh? I clearly remember that spanish kissing I did ya."

by Lancastertypeface December 1, 2017

Kiss of Judas

A sex move where you suck his dick, make him think you swallowed, go in for a kiss and forcefully blow all the cum into his mouth.

Hey Karen let's go clubbing.
Clubbing? I thought you had a boyfriend?
Nah. He dumped me after I gave him a Kiss of Judas.
Why the hell would you ever do that to anyone!?
It was funny.

by R@D December 17, 2016

Kiss day

Kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend

Um, hey would you like a kiss its national kiss day

by Vsjfidkwbcuxuwhebcudbeb October 29, 2019

Calamari Kisses

A hot, three-round burst of farts, planted on your lovers nape.

Dude, did you see Fred give Gabby them Calamari kisses?! He ran in bare ass, and just suction to the back of her neck!

by Jberry0816 June 9, 2023

Zorro Kiss

The art of tactfully swiping your dick across a woman’s face, in a “Z” pattern, while she’s wearing a mask.

“I was just getting coffee when a man gave me a surprise Zorro Kiss, leaving a visible trail of Precum in the shape of a Z.

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

grandmas kisses

the greatest and funniest edit of Spongebob
Squarepants in the world. if you do not see it you will live the rest of your life in shame and dishonor

"I gotta boner!"
"Grandmas Asscheeks"
"My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg."
"Grandmas kisses"

by Lolaws December 18, 2008