Kappa Alpha Theta

Kappa Alpha Theta is the best national womens sorority. Best chapters nationally include University of Arizona, Michigan State, University of Illinois, and Arizona State. "Sassy yet classy," these are the hottest girls you will ever see up close who look like models, not porns stars. These are the girls you want to take home to your parents, and then take to the bar to show off to all your friends. They act like the ladies they are, but don't be fooled...a Theta knows how to have a good time both at a party and in the bedroom. They're sweet natured but they know they're the best...with good reason. Usually affiliated with SAE. They get good grades, but would much rather be at a frat party than the library. They rock their letters with pride, usually on multiple items at a time. They are the best dressed girls on campus with the best bodies to match. Every girl wants to be them, and every guy wants to do them.

"look at that girl...she must be a Kappa Alpha Theta."

"I hooked up with THE hottest girl last night...AND, she's a THETA!!"

by barstar29 May 17, 2007

Phi Kappa Phi

A collegiate honorary society that you have to be total pussy-eater to get into. It is a top tier honorary society, only sharing its ranks with maybe Phi Beta Kappa, if they're lucky.

Only the elite get in, by definition. One is elected by Phi Kappa Phi alumni selection board, who are made up mostly deans at the college/university; you cannot apply for admission.

"Founded in 1897 at the University of Maine, Phi Kappa Phi is the nation's oldest, largest, and most selective honor society for all academic disciplines. Its chapters are on more than 300 campuses in the United States, Puerto Rico, and the Philippines."

"Ok, resume says, "Member of Phi Kappa Phi", call his/her ass up for an interview, pronto!"

"Yeah, Will just went to his Phi Kappa Phi initiation"
"Really, you gotta be a shit hot pussy-eater to even be considered for that group".

by SkullAndBonesEatMyAss May 18, 2010

alpha kappa alpha

The first black greek sorority, for college educated women. Founded on the campus of Howard University on January 5, 1908. Alpha Kappa Alpha was founded by sixteen sophisticated, intelligent, and community service minded women. Salmon pink and apple green are the colors that 250,000 plus women hold close to their hearts. Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority Incorporated will be celebrating 100 years of service to ALL Mankind in 2008.

There is no more words or definitions to type in order to define what Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority is. All that needs to be said is that Alpha Kappa Alpha is the first and that they are to be of service to ALL Mankind.

by Delta Eta June 16, 2007

Kappa Alpha Society

The Kappa Alpha Society (ÊÁ) is the oldest college fraternity in the North America. It was formed at Union College in Schenectady, New York on November 26, 1825 by a group of college students. Kappa Alpha was the first to combine aspects of secret Greek-letter societies, literary societies and formalized student social groups and is thus considered the first modern fraternity. Kappa Alpha is also the oldest collegiate secret society still in existence.

AS OF APRIL 2005, KA CHAPTERS:

Active U.S. Chapters
CH - Hobart and William Smith Colleges
VL - Lehigh University
VP - University of Pennsylvania

Active Canadian Chapters
UM - McGill University
VA - University of Alberta
VOO - University of Western Ontario
VT - University of Toronto

Inactive U.S. Chapters
CC - Union College (Recolonization efforts for 2006)
CW - Williams College
UP - Princeton University
UW - Wesleyan University
VC - Cornell University (New York)
VV - University of Virginia

Inactive Canadian Chapters
UC - University of Calgary

This organization is not to be confused with the Kappa Alpha Order, a completely separate (and much larger) fraternity that operates exclusively at schools in Southern U.S. and border states.

long live the kappa alpha society

by VOO April 12, 2005

Pi Kappa Alpha

The Marine Core of the greek society. They are the best at everything they do. Not to be trifled with. They have set the standard for all men since March 1st, 1868. They produce some of the worlds top individuals such as Tim Mcgraw, Kris Kristofferson, Gus Frerrote, Jeff Taylor, Nolan Bushnell, Bud Cramer, Kyle Orten, Bobby Bowden and Gino Torretta. No group of Individuals hold themselves to a higher standard then the men of Pi Kappa Alpha. Become a Pike, or be Beaten by one.

"Pi Kappa Alpha, putting the thrill back into sorority life since 1868"

by Cooper88 March 5, 2009

Kappa Sigma

the only group of guys that can get pussy on college campuses around the United States. if you are not one then you envy all that wear anything Kappa Sigma related and if you are a girl, pants drop quicker than the wink of a cold miner's eye. dont hate us, just hate the fact that we are better than you...

any kappa sigma will show you how its done

by lifetime April 10, 2005

Kappa Sigma

One of the most dominant fraternities in today's college campuses. Leads all American fraternities in terms of service hours, and new pledges and initiates. Founded in 1400 at the University of Bologna. Probably has one of the richest histories out of any fraternity. Kappa Sigma's are gentlemen, girls love them and they know how to have a really good time.

Girl #1 : That hot guy looks familiar.
Girl #2 : Yeah, hes a Kappa Sigma. They are the ones that have all the awesome parties.

by GDIjeff October 4, 2007