face jumper

Huge beard.

"It's going to be a cold winter this year"
"Yeh bro, I'm gonna grow a face jumper!"

by weirdy beardy September 2, 2009

cactus jumper

Someone who doesn't talk to ugly people. Cactus being the ugly plant.

Girl 1: hey I think that boy likes you. Go talk to him.

Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.

Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!

by Cactibabe April 23, 2014

TFL jumper

what I wear on the train and underground over my cute black dress cuz i look slightly strange otherwise and would seduce every living person near me ;))

person 1:"Why are you in a blue jumper for our fancy dinner?"
very hot and cool and funny person 2"guys let me transform, it’s my TFL jumper, i promise i’m dressed up underneath"

😯😯😯

by bangtanbabe😹😡 September 1, 2023

Jumperized

The Extendable and Interchangeable part of something that promotes it to greatness.

Man, those Tequila Shots really hit the spot, My night is Jumperized!
These cables aren't long enough now, I wish they were Jumperized.
That last gust of wind Jumperized his golf ball right onto the green.

by Gonorthforkyourself April 29, 2022

Puddle Jumper

One that has sex or promices to have sex with whoever holds the bigger bag. Not to be confused by bag whore a puddle jumper will do whatever sexual favor only to be smoked out.

Damn look at Cindy acting like a damn puddle jumper again.

by Hottinthedark May 12, 2019

Team-jumper

Came up with it while playing Battlefield 1942. This is a person who changes to the team with the most/all of the captured flags points rather than helping his own team take them back.

That no-talent team-jumper just went to the other side instead of helping us out!

by -WOODY- August 17, 2003

Neck-jumper

A person who will argue with you because they don't like your opinion.

Me: Taco Bell has good food.
Colleague: No it doesn't. The food is trash and everyone who eats it is dumb cuz it's the worst food ever.
Me: Will you shut up? You're such a Neck-jumper.

by OzzyTheKidd888 July 16, 2025