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Josh

Anything in Zelda that causes you to go from full hearts to less than full hearts, such that you lose the ability to shoot your laser sword.

Typically its the root of the cause on screen, and you yell at it. It could be a boomerang or one of those little jellies that come out of the big jellies and wiggle into you unexpectedly or those ass-bastard heads that pop out of the water to shoot flaming balls into your chin while you're trying to find secrets.
Goddamn fucking Josh boomerang!

NO! Josh! Getthefuckawayfrommeeee

Oh FUCKKKKKK you Josh.
by Yezzi August 20, 2010
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Josh

To insult or enrage someone then get beaten up by them.

To be Joshed.
To get a Joshing.
Guy 1: "Did you see that guy in the fight that got his ass kicked?

Guy 2: "Yeah, what a Josh."
by DJEvans July 23, 2009
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Josh

The most amazing, talented man in the world. He is loving and devoted to the one he loves and would never do anything to intentionally hurt them, although he has the tendency to be quite annoying at times.

Josh is crazy tall and thin, can eat junk food all day and not gain a single pound, but is still incredibly strong. He is a hard worker and always gives his entire self to a job. He is educated and grounded.

Josh is the kind of man that everyone wishes they had and that you should never let go of once you have him.
"Who is that?"

"That's Josh. Too bad he's taken, I could really use a man like that in my life!"
by Shoopdawhaaa- February 5, 2012
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Josh

He seems like a kind hearted boy but he is secretly a snake. He will break your heart and ignore you for good. He doesn't care about anything. Typically bad at soccer but doesn't admit it. Watch out for him because he is a player. Has south African origins.
That guy Josh is a jerk back away from him ladies.
Josh is such a heartbreaker.
by The sass is real 132 October 11, 2016
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Josh

Josh is a ugly bich
by Uber driver 666 April 5, 2017
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Josh

A fuckboi who thinks that can get all the girls but looks like a mole rat. He has the most disgusting ass looking hair ever. He dates a girl but still likes another girl. Wow what a fuckboi
Josh:Hey bitch.
Nix:Eww get ur mole lookin ass out of here.
Josh: hahah I just want to go out with u even tho u rejected me like 3 times hahaha.
Nix:Eww go away from me fuckboi
by c_iiqnx May 11, 2018
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Josh

by swagomatic November 5, 2013
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