Jordan

Damn that kid was being a jordan last night!
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GAY, thats it no more nothing else
jordan is a HOMO, there is no more examples
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Jordans

Slang for 23-inch tire rims. The term is in reference to Michael Jordan's jersey number 23.
"Are those 21-inch rims on your Impala?"
"No man, them be Jordans."
by Richard Roundtree May 13, 2006
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A half beast half troll that never relies on facts or probability to succeed in his ventures. His only guiding sense is his glowing beard that lights up when he's about to do something correct, just in case. He also has the ability to make a good pizza and vanish from thin air in the midst of his mortal enemy LAPD.
Who took all the lightbulbs out of the sockets?

Its was Jordan, he's building a fire.
by dragonking December 26, 2012
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Girl 1: OMG! EW WHO IS THAT!
Girl 2: He's disabled, he must be a Jordan
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A medicated pot head whos diet consists of peanut butter and jellys, chicken nuggets, diet coke , and french fries. he is extremely smart, but fails in school because he is to fucking lazy. this nigga spends 80% of his life playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. usually stays high for 20 hours strait
Person 1 : Jordan, you do that homework ?

Jordan : Dude, we fucking had homework last night ?

Person 1 : Ahhh, WOW

Jordan : SO, wanna shmoke !
by fezaboy December 12, 2009
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Jordan is a type Of girl who loves to play hockey and talk to her friends. She never puts people down.she is loud in a good way and always is Up for a challenge.she doesn't care what people think about her. She has always been herself.jordan is the best friend anyone could ever have.Jordan Puts people before herself.jordan is a great friend sister or anything else.She is sexy.hot nice charming lovely girl.
Person one: whoa who is that girl over there?
Person two: oh that's a jordan can't u tell
by Annie candy July 27, 2012
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