jockeying

verb. Doing a line of coke off another man's boner. This can be either the giving or the receiving type.

Jeff went jockeying with Wayne on Brokeback Mountain.

by addieland July 21, 2008

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toilet jockey

They guy/girl you find in restrooms at clubs, who doles out soap, paper towel and peddles wares in return for pocket change.

This Guy or girl frequently hijacks the sink, and removes all soap and towels from the free dispensers in hopes of garnering your pocket change. This leaves the client with the choice of leaving the restroom dirty-handed or to pay for the use of toiletries that were usually free.

Don't forget to bring change to the bathroom to pay the Toilet Jockey.

by Mississauga Steve February 27, 2007

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knob jockey

Phil K the knob jockey

Andy: "Hey that guy is a fool"

Peter: "yeah, and he's a bit of a Phil K too..!"

Andy: "yes! - A real knob jockey"

by WA2009 December 16, 2009

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jonsey

Little anoying mofo who gets on ya nerves but is the cunt who is always organised and nuthing can be wrong or his life is over.

Tommo:get aload of jonsey doing his homwork
Ben:yeah he is shitting himself.

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

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jockey

A person required to operate simple equipment or machinery as part of a menial job. A great put-down when accompanied by the name of the item they're forced to use every day.

Used creatively the term monkey is another fine contender for the same role.

Wesley: "Sean tried to tell us he was the office's Commercial Manager, but it turned out he just makes tea."
Aaron: "What a jumped-up kettle jockey!"

Paula: "I'm forty years old and you're demoting my role to checkout jockey?"
Store Manager: "Yup. Close the door on your way out."

by dickyboy June 30, 2006

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