to Jon-boat

1. The act of discrediting a political opponent, regardless of military service record, by making truthful, searing claims about his/her character and past actions.

2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.

Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.

Did you watch him just Jon-boat President Bone-spurs on the Late Night Show without even mentioning his small hands?

Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.

by PoorRicardo June 29, 2018

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jon-vincent

a piece of shit

"Wow that school shooter is such a jon-vincent"

by BigDaddyCheese May 8, 2018

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Jon Tester

Putting the thumb in the pussy and pinky in the anus. Refers to Senator Jon Tester who lost 3 fingers in a meat grinder.

I Jon Tester'd your mom last night.

by Trump on a ventilator October 5, 2020

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Jon Sousa

Someone you would go gay for

i'd go gay for Jon Sousa

by c young young January 21, 2010

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Jon Lord

One of the greatest Keyboardists to live. Classically train piano player then later moved on to the Hammond Organ. He was the keyboardist and one of founders of Deep purple from 1968-1976 and then from 1984-2002. He's the genius behind the Hammond organ sound behind purple. His best solos are in the songs Highway star, Rat Bat Blue, and Lazy. Go check these songs out and listen to the Lord play at his best. Sadly passed in 2012. R.I.P John Douglas Lord the lord of the Hammond.

Example1: "Woah listen to this epic hammond organ solo, sounds like something only Jon Lord would play."

Example2: "Jon Lord is the coolest member of deep purple"

by IamLuca July 7, 2021

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