johnny dora

the god of sex and pleasure as well as orgasim and the holder of ones heart.

i wish i had a johnny dora in my life.

by lexiluuski October 26, 2009

Fat Johnny

The act or instance of performing standing or sitting coitus in a public "porta-potty" with a full holding tank, to such a degree of roughness that it falls on its side, then continuing the afforementioned coitus laying in the spilled feces, urine, chemicals, and miscellaneous garbage that spilled from the holding tank as the "porta-potty" fell over.

Cletus: Went to the fair yesterday..

Billy-Bob: How was it?
Cletus: Know the bearded lady? Gave'at bitch a fat Johnny by the south exit.
Billy-Bob: Full tank?
Cletus: Full tank. She even ate the chicken wings that fell out.
Billy-Bob: Nice.

by SlenderMarlin April 23, 2014

dry johnny

a backwards wet willy; when you put your pinkies in your ears then put them in someones mouth

Danny pissed me off so i gave him a dry johnny.

by H Master October 4, 2011

Dripping Johnny

When a person drops a drink (preferably an alcoholic beverage) on his/her computer.

I did a Dripping Johnny ( when you spill your drink on your computer )

Oh shoot he did a Dripping Johnny ( when you see a person spill a drink on his/her computer )

by NLxItsMe April 11, 2021

Johnny Jons

Any type of footwear that you have, or have on

yo, you got your johnny jons so we can go b-ballin

by E-Trudgin April 5, 2006

Johnny juice

Fuck ton of tequila, ice, and whatever juice the bartender prefers.

Fuck me up and give me a Johnny juice.

by Calamus9 November 5, 2020

johnny vindicator

when you name a vindicator Johnny in minecraft, he will attack everything

I'm gonna make a johnny vindicator to get rid of that pesky minecraft cow.

by meowykitty March 23, 2021