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jewish slurs

Something that is offensive towards primarily Jews or Jewish people.
Jack was suspended for saying all those Jewish slurs.
by A proud Jew April 21, 2018
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a Jewish Crush

A Jewish crush is when an American women, preferably a young women, doesn't stop talking about another man who isn't Jewish but likes weed. The word Jewish fits into this equation by the headband the young women wears to resemble her youth. The youthband must be white and about one inch thick, as like the dick of the non Jewish man.
Abby: Oh my goodness, I met a drug dealer the other day named Poli and he's SO attractive! Everyone has relationships with their drug dealers, right?
Madeline: Dude, you have such a Jewish crush. Move on! I bought weed from him once, it was ditch.
by swisher taper January 1, 2012
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wanna be jewish

attention seeker who trying to look smart, unique and cool, someone who self-proclaim believe in Judaism therefore they're a jewish but in reality they're just an atheist fag that make fun of religion online
wanna be jewish : i believe in Judaism so i'm a jewish ( *meanwhile on atheism forum typing* haha jesus is a fag RAmen)
by ddddd888 July 31, 2016
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Jewish skin

Very soft and delicate skin on the fore arm
Your skin is very soft, you must have Jewish skin!
by Jewish skin September 22, 2017
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Jewish ears

Ears so big that only a Jew could hold their head up with them attached to his/her head
"Nigga that boi got Jewish ears!"
by Jew in kkk April 24, 2017
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jewish candle

weed leaf, mostly 9 but sometimes 7 legged leaf just like the jewish candle (or a Hanukhah)
Wanna smoke that candle?
That Hanukka tree?
That jewish candle?
That Mary Jane
by rafaldinho October 11, 2013
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Jewish reality

One where you've never known what it was not to trust every family member, neighbor, person you meet, or sometimes even the government, media, and people you never met. One where all the bad people are strangers or people the news tells you are bad people. One where you accept everything you see and hear as true instead of as bullshit. One where everything is always pleasant and the sun is always gonna shine without going through adversity to get there.
The guy wasnt a regular sucker, so he had to have known a nice Jewish reality his whole life.
by Solid Mantis April 18, 2020
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