Jake

Turd. Shit. Dookie. Excrement from anus.

I gotta take a jake

by Chadsmom9881 November 23, 2016

Jake

Greatest person you'll ever meet, always as your back. I have a friend named Jake and he changed my life

Jake is my best friend!

by y44 June 14, 2018

Jake

An odd guy, usually gay and loves listening to hippie music! He's a very unusual guy...

Jake is a really weird guy.

by _unreliable_ July 16, 2017

Jake

Great in bed, the best guy you will ever meet. So sweet. Nice, and always there for you. Has a great personality and body. Jake is loyal, and knows how to treat a girl and will defend you. Anyone would be lucky to have a jake as a boyfriend

Girl 1: omg he has to be a jake, I want him so bad
Girl 2: he is a jake, but he is dating that Taylor girl.

Girl 1: I need a jake like that
*Taylor and Jake walk up to each other and jake picks her up and they kiss*
Girl 1: I want that some day, I will find my jake

by Jake is my dad June 28, 2018

Jake

A very large schlong like type of person who everyone hates. Usually a small person who has a very tiny chode as well.

Nick: Dude your such a dick!
John: Yea your such a Jake!

by Ur urethra May 20, 2015

Jake

A cunt

That Jake guy is a Cunt.

by Guamsnail March 2, 2017

Jake

A Jake is a guy that will be a terrible kisser. He will be way too clingy and an awkward boyfriend. He won't know how to handle a break-up

Girl 1: How did Jake handle the break-up?
Girl 2: He cried for a week

by Karma-13 January 11, 2014