a gay ass nigga thats got a huge forehead that needs to kill himself . He sucks dick just to get by making only a few dollars per cum load because he is a gay cum dump.
by Nigga112 May 29, 2019
Get the Jakemug. 1.) A pompous arrogant douch canoe, who thinks he is better than everyone else. 2.) A guy who names his son Archie because he hates him and wants him to suffer childhood.
by Mystik Chuck Norris May 22, 2016
Get the Jakemug. by _unreliable_ July 16, 2017
Get the Jakemug. Great in bed, the best guy you will ever meet. So sweet. Nice, and always there for you. Has a great personality and body. Jake is loyal, and knows how to treat a girl and will defend you. Anyone would be lucky to have a jake as a boyfriend
Girl 1: omg he has to be a jake, I want him so bad
Girl 2: he is a jake, but he is dating that Taylor girl.
Girl 1: I need a jake like that
*Taylor and Jake walk up to each other and jake picks her up and they kiss*
Girl 1: I want that some day, I will find my jake
Girl 2: he is a jake, but he is dating that Taylor girl.
Girl 1: I need a jake like that
*Taylor and Jake walk up to each other and jake picks her up and they kiss*
Girl 1: I want that some day, I will find my jake
by Jake is my dad June 28, 2018
Get the Jakemug. A very large schlong like type of person who everyone hates. Usually a small person who has a very tiny chode as well.
by Ur urethra May 20, 2015
Get the Jakemug. A Jake is a guy that will be a terrible kisser. He will be way too clingy and an awkward boyfriend. He won't know how to handle a break-up
by Karma-13 January 11, 2014
Get the Jakemug.