Jonas Brothers 

The second-worst band in the world, for a reason that Naked Brothers Band already has that place.

I mean, seriously. They moan at every word on some songs*, some of their songs are offbeat", and they just plain plagiarize the good songs of yesterday^.

With a fan base of 7-16 year old females (averaging 15) they have a shitty fan base made up of screams of terror like the JBs are molesting them.

*Hold On
"Play My Music (It starts changing melody in the chorus)
^Kids of the Future (I mean, c'mon.) and their newest hit, Take on me (Dare to sing low when you haven't broken your voices yet?)

eugh..... Jonas Brothers

Jonas Brothers by Eugh..... March 13, 2009

Jonas Haters

1.People who have good taste in music.
2.People who arnt 11.
3.People who just really dont give a shit.

Dude do you listen to the jonas brothers?

Nah. I have good taste in music.

Jonas haters.

Jonas Haters by suckitdonny May 3, 2009

Jonas Brother 

The act of adding Jonas Brother songs to another person's electronic devices (computer, ipod, phone etc.)

Kelly Jonas Brothered my ipod!
I've been Jonas Brothered!

Jonas Brother by wdwerwfdsf November 8, 2009

Jonah and the Whale 

Jonah and the Whale is when you are fucking a heavy-set woman -- at least 300 lbs -- in the ass on the banks of Folly Beach with a lubricated condom that slips off your member during your breach. Forty-eight hours later, while the woman shits out the two day reposit of fast food, she is horrified to find the condom in her greasy anal discharge swimming like the Biblical Jonah.

The preacher's sermon was boring so I took my fat girlfriend under the pew to demonstrate the story of Jonah and the Whale. She fully understood the parable when she shit out my Troj-enz Magnum Shared Pleasures® condom forty-eight hours later.

Jonah and the Whale by Harry Setatestes September 26, 2006

Jonathan

A young king that gets all the ladies. All them fine girls wanna get with him and claim to be his baby momma. But the kid is not his son , he too busy ballin and kingin

Jonathan is the flyest in the city ima have his kids.

Jonathan by Perro perrix August 23, 2016

Jonathan

Someone who is super sweet and will be the best boyfriend you'll ever have, especially if you are his dream girl. He is friendly and easy going towards everyone around him and sweet and romantic towards his girl. He is one of those rare guys who knows how to treat and love his girl right. He is so perfect I have a crush on him. Stay that way Jonathan <3 I love you <3

He treats her so well, he must be a Jonathan!

Jonathan by squirrel_you June 19, 2017

jonas brothers 

A trio of gay brothers that your fucking annoying little sister probably loves because she's a dumbass snotty brat and isnt smart enough to realize that the sounds they emit with their instruments and 10 year voices are torture to normal people's ears. These girls should get a life and boyfriend that will actually be able to see in person and not in some gay video or pictures. To imitate Jonas Brothers is to be a fag that listens to gay music,pretends to like girls, molest you brothers and suck huge cocks. Get a life.Go listen to some Zeppelin or Pink Floyd.

Jonas brothers:Just fags.

jonas brothers by No nonsense October 18, 2009