Jesse Zheng

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hes a bot, that must be jesse zheng

by The illuminati_101 October 4, 2019

Jessabean

A jessabean is a sweet innocent cinnamon bun. She is a nice bean. She is iconic as hell and her accent is fucking everything. She is a qwueen. * snaps twice* yaas

Person 1: oh my god a jessabean

Person 2: A CINNAMON BUN!

by Rosiethehosie January 9, 2020

jenssye

He is the cooliest nigga you will ever meet. But get him angry he turn into the hulk breaking your will and walls, chairs and face. Don't let that charming gap teeth foul you. He secertly stalks your page with the baddest memory loss of not knowing he did it when he did. He is a determined Sagittarius old school I can't dance foul. Hiwa badmouth you front of his new girlfriend. He very unique he's is men in Black alien Roach belly sticking out.but beware you won't get any sleep when you're with him constantly asking sex 😜 that disagree with a loving father that give his kids anything they want except a million dollars School you on political Topic who loves Donald Trump that care about the country. Don't get me wrong he got smooth lips smooth face when it's shaved a body with a v cut when he tries to but once you laying down far away from him you are bugging why you far away. He has road rage speed races take some yellow lights but will work hard as he can in 10 mins. A Giants fan a water mess shower men messy eater.

Jenssye is Love is blind sugar who is actually salt.

by Christy eats condoms June 1, 2020

jesse neuman

A gamer that has 100 thousand gamer score that likes to sits on cheeseburger and like to watch anime

Jesse Neumann is a virgin

by Swift hawk420 October 22, 2020

Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse

Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva

by jesseandeva November 6, 2020

Jessani

Jessani is the kind of girl who will shamelessly tell you that you were in their dream the night before, because she loves it when people tell her that. She’s laid back but also sensitive, so compartmentalizing her emotions can end up kicking her in the ass in the long-run.

Jessani is loyal but hates being tied down. Jessani is okay with wearing mismatched socks if they have the same patterns.

Dude have you talked to Jessani lately? She’s been MIA and I miss her!

by Classic shrimp January 5, 2021

Jesse Whiteman

A pure virgin, Demonstrates 100% virgin like behaviour and also obtains a micro penis.

Oh look at that virgin, its jesse whiteman!

by EshayGawd420 February 1, 2021