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irish joke

A joke in which one person insults another in a lighthearted attempt to get a chuckle from them.
You’re a dick, Paddy. - just an Irish joke, soz!
by Lolbants123 May 29, 2018
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Irish Greens

When one smokes a bowl of marijuana to alleviate the side affects of alcohol overconsumption.
"Johnny just picked up an eigth this morning after his night out, he needed some Irish Greens
by ball eatingboy November 26, 2020
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Irish Democracy

A political philosophy which posits that the law is merely what the authorities will actually do something about.
The fellas got a lesson in Irish Democracy when the whole neighborhood blew off illegal fireworks on the 4th of July and the cops sat and watched the show.
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Irish Winter

An extremely mild winter with little to no snow fall and temps ranging from 30 to 50 degrees Fahrenheit with consistent over cast and rainy conditions. Typically used in regards to winter in New England, but applies to anywhere where it should be cold and snowy, but isn’t that year.

Aka a warm winter.
This Irish winters been such a bummer, there’s no ice to slap the puck around!

I love a good Irish winter! I don’t have to deal with any snow, and it’s warm enough to play golf!
by Patty Bangs Harding January 22, 2023
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Paper irish

Paper irish: Americans who are genetically irish but are scoffed at by the REAL irish. That is, they are irish only according to 23 and me.
If you are a yank and you may have irish descent but you think "too-ra-loo-ra" is an Irish lullaby, and you get drunk on green beer on st. Patrick's day, you're just "paper irish."
by higmaster flash April 27, 2023
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Irish Wrap

Receiving a gift, usually at Christmas, that isn't wrapped. It's just in the bag from the store
Michael, go out to the car there's a present for you in the trunk. It's in a Bradlee's bag. Thanks ma, I love it when you Irish Wrap my gifts.
by Mike from Falmouth December 24, 2020
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An Irish Checkup

When ClareGak (AKA ClarkGeek) goes to the Dr. to have her CAPS LOCK finger fixed.
That boomer needs An Irish Checkup.
by Tadpool Fanatic February 2, 2022
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