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Inaction man

Someone who does nothing fun... EVER. Someone who would rather hang out with his mom on a Friday night, when all his other "friends" are out clubbin' or something cool.
"Friend": Hey, wanna go clubbin with all of us cool people?!
Randy(Inaction man example): No thanks, I think I'm gonna hang out with my mother tonight... like everynight.
"Friend": Kcya
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tactical insertion

Getting laid by using a specific methodology for picking up chicks.
I performed a tactical insertion on Lissete's mom at Sandy's.
by ChekYur6 February 9, 2010
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Inception

A mediocre, sometimes cringe-inducing ripoff of the Matrix that insufferable morons claim was "masterful," "changed their life" and was "the most complex movie of all time." Typically used as a vehicle to promote said moron's distinct and proficient taste in movies.
A: Dude, did you see Inception?

B: Yeah, it was alright. Lots of plot holes, lame dialogue and corny premises.

A: (head explodes)
by Joeyyyyy Ssssss August 17, 2010
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Tactical Insertion

1. The act of a man slipping his penis into a women during an opportune moment or circumstance.

2. Relying on the advice of a buddy or source that a particular women will engage in intercourse after certain requirements suitable to the man are met. (being hispanic, knowing how to play guitar, bow staff skills)

3. The choosing of entering points on a womens body to best avoid contracting certain venereal diseases that the women may posses.
1. Greg: Yeah we unded up sleeping together.
Andrew: How'd you pull that?
Greg: She was crying about her father's death, she fell into my arms, then it was just tactical insertion.

2. John: I heard shes a whore, just needs a couple drinks.
Bill: Think I may be able to pull some tactical insertion?
John: Buy a few beers and your in.

3. I knew she had been with that junkie awhile back, so I used tactical insertion when I reamed her back door. Just to be safe you know?
by Mondongina February 24, 2011
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Infection

The infection on the toe made his foot swell.
by taliasunshine March 5, 2011
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east infection

I've had a bad case of east infection ever since I lived in Vancouver.
by bovineunited June 1, 2007
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Penis Inspection Day

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.
Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.

I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
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