Sexually frustrated Sam and Joni kept away message stalking each other till they decided that even though they didn't want to commit to dating, they were reading for hu-ing, like all the tiiiime.
by goddess bertha December 24, 2007

Getting really drunk before your friends get to the bar. Named after Gerrome who likes to get really drunk before his friends get to the bar.
by yourgirlfriendxoxo January 21, 2011

A prank common among guys sleeping in some kind of dorm: where the last person awake rubs shit on their finger and rubs it under their sleeping freinds nose giving them a Hitler Moustache
by psycho-punk84 February 17, 2010

The act, e.g. sport of ones ass not leaving the sofa for extended periods of time. Usually found in conjuction with surfing the web and multiple channels on the television with a multifunction remote control. Most times person is found with blank look in eyes
Steve has been sofa-ing all week since his extended rave weekend.
Amy's depression, has brought on an extended sofa-ing marathon.
Amy's depression, has brought on an extended sofa-ing marathon.
by Jo Francis April 1, 2010

Poomba-ing is when you hogtie your partner, then while having anal sex you shove bugs* in their mouth, then jam an apple in and sing 'if you're achin', oink oink, for some bacon, oink oink' to completion, and finish with the phrase "slimy, yet satisfying".
*It's particularly important to use live grubs where possible.
*It's particularly important to use live grubs where possible.
I had the live grubs and apple, and she was already tied up, so I Poombad her.
I think I might try Poomba-ing with my cousin this weekend.
I think I might try Poomba-ing with my cousin this weekend.
by Cheesy Stu September 9, 2022

by davesteve July 28, 2010
