Cabbage Patch

When someone high five/holds your spud/fist bump

Did you just cabbage patch me

by JAGOJSANTANA November 19, 2019

Cabbage Facepunch

When you are fucking a bitch from behind at mach 10 and you slip into her ass accidentally, when she looks back to yell at you punch her in the face.

i totally cabbage facepunched my ex last night.

by Sawatis February 16, 2019

sad cabbage

A dense cabbage that has realized it's existence.

Joshua: Sad Cabbage doesn't exist!
Me: It does, look it up!

by brzzz January 17, 2020

cabbage pole

An insult used to mean dumb or stupid. Thick.

-What's a cabbage pole? (Arthur)
~In two words? Arthur. Pendragon. (Merlin)

by Chellyobserver October 5, 2018

Cabbage man

One of the most iconic characters in avatar the last airbender. Aang and the rest of the group are constantly destroying his cabbage cart no matter where he goes.

“MY CABBAGES!!!!” - the cabbage man

by Genevieve Garcia September 3, 2020

cabbage snatcher

A person who steals vegetables because they are a poor transient, but are still too much of a hippie to eat meat like a normal person.

“Just realized Peter Rabbit is a damn cabbage snatcher”
“I saw that bum in the community garden stealing tomatoes, what a cabbage snatcher”

by LCBAS June 1, 2018

Pickled cabbage

Dreadlock man pubes that smell like Rigamortus.

Gotta scrub the men. Can’t have her smelling my pickled cabbage.

by Rodge July 6, 2023