italian doorbell

when you don't feel like getting out of the car to ring a doorbell because you're italian and lazy (like me), so you just toot the horn twice and hope for a response.

man driving= "AYY, i dohn feel like gettin' up..."

wife in passengers seat= "statazit, just ring the italian doorbell."

{Beep, Beep}

by mrz October 14, 2007

Italian Babe

A very provocative and attractive, yet respectable, Italian female. Italian babes are normally attracted by gay Japanese men.

Matthew (A Gay Japanese Boy) is madly in love with an Italian girl named Ava, who is an Italian Babe.

by SJRAJ January 6, 2012

Italian Tuck

When a male tucks his erection under the waist line of his pants, boxers, belt, etc in an effort to hide it.

To hide my morning erection yesterday en route to the bathroom, I did the Italian Tuck.

by Boo W. January 11, 2009

Getting Italian

1. Heightened state of inebriation due to excessive alcohol consumption.
2. Code for getting extremely drunk.

"When David Hasslehoff tried eating that cheeseburger, dude was totally Italian."

"We are so Getting Italian tonight!"

by Ms. Cherry Lipgloss March 26, 2010

Ridin Italian

Removing the front brake of a 250cc dirt bike and putting the clutch on the throttle side of the bike to be able to ride with a broken left arm

person: Dude i broke my arm the other day

other person: ya that sucks

person: ya it looks like ill be ridin italian for a little while

other person: Word..

by Mc double D May 18, 2011

Italian Narcolepsy

When you've eaten too much pasta and bread, and become drowsy or nod off afterwards.

"Hey, you see Frankie, sleeping at the table?!"
"Oh, yeah, he's just got Italian Narcolepsy."

by stonedintellectual October 18, 2019

italian condom

An “Italian Condom” is when you shove a spaghetti noodle down your urethra preventing you from cumming

“I couldn’t find a condom so I used an Italian condom”

by Galactic nascar April 7, 2020