Instacart

A grocery delivery service where some stranger drives to your house with the groceries you order on it.

I need some stuff but I have to take care of my grandma for the day. I'll just Instacart it.

by legal4s April 14, 2021

Instant Youtube Sensation

Any Youtube video that has achieved:
1. Millions of hits instantaneously.
2. A cult following or numerous parodies on other televised media.
3. Provoked numerous responses or imitations in a short amount of time.

Common examples of instant Youtube sensations include the Star Wars kid, Crazy frog, Cadbury gorilla and recent eyebrow advert, Sarah Silverman's "fucked Matt Damon" sketch, etcetera. Basically any video that matches the definition.

by Firelovesugar March 18, 2009

life insurance

reason why so many spouses are killing each other

because Kim husband died, she gets a total $100,000 of life insurance . While her husband is decomposing in the grown, she is spending the money and is geting plastic surgery.

by pockadotslotz February 22, 2010

insecure

When you feel like you're not good enough, you spend hours trying to look your best. You push people away because you're used to being used and people turning their backs. You lie, not about things to seem cool but you lie about being okay. Even if asked repeatedly you still say "youre fine " . people of all ages can suffer with it. And they tend to be the people who are the most caring.

Boy: gosh why she so timid
Girl: she's not timid, she's insecure

by candy floss gal April 19, 2015

insufflate

to blow on or into.
to inhale a substance into a body cavity.
see wordrail/word

I insufflated 3 8-balls of cocaine in a week.

by larstait October 9, 2003

Perverse instantiation

An outcome unforeseen by the creator of artificial intelligence.

Perverse instantiation came upon the designer of sky net , once the machines started to take over the world.

by Davidsea December 4, 2016

instain

Apparent misspelling of the word 'insane'.

Originates from the "How is babby formed" Flash cartoon of 2 cavemen discussing how babies are formed.
The cartoon got it's 'text' from a Yahoo Question.

"How is babby formed?
how is babby formed?
how girl get pregnant?

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots"

by Wir March 6, 2008