infantspokes

a colony of infant subhumans residing in the Ural mountains in Asia. They prey on unsuspecting mountain goats who happen to wander away from their heards.

Ivan: what the hell is that?
infantspokes: rahh rahh
goat: baaa baaa baaa
infantspokes:(several babies drag the dead goat away)

by andrew June 9, 2003

east infection

Politically correct term for yellow fever.

I've had a bad case of east infection ever since I lived in Vancouver.

by bovineunited June 1, 2007

Trumpvirus’s Infectivity

The rate at which Donald J. Trump’s conspiracies and lies about fraudulent ballots brainwashes his oft-gullible hardcore supporters to donate to the post-election fund to "protect the results and keep fighting even after Election Day.”

Trumpvirus’s infectivity incited both Trumpists and QAnonists to contribute tens of millions of dollars, which could be used to settle part of the president’s bigly debt and to finance his own political rallies, especially if he’s running again in 2024 (assuming that he’s not behind bars by then).

by MathPlus December 4, 2020

Sinus Infection

The act of sticking your dick up somebodies nose. This can be done as either a prank or to give pleasure to oneself.

I pranked my roommate by giving him a sinus infection. He had a runny nose the next morning.

by b-ulrich June 25, 2008

yeast infection

When a girl has too much sex, she starts getting a very unpleasant smell to her vaginal area.

That bitch had such a bad yeast infection, i could bake some bread with her crotch.

by adam algar May 5, 2004

proximity infatuation

When one has the desire to be intimately close to someone in a physical manner. Also when one thinks about another as a potential significant other (lover), often of the opposite sex.

David: How is things.
Bryan: Fine.
David: Bryan, how is things?
Bryan: Don't flatter yourself...i'm fine! Sophia was great, but by no means one of a kind. She was a proximity infatuation.

Bryan: Besides were friends right?
David(Tom): Right.

Jason Lee's honesty speech to Tom Cruise, in the movie Vanilla Sky in 2001. After Tom stole Jason's girl in the first half of the movie.

by Allen "Aames" Han January 13, 2008

puss infected cum bubble

noun- one who eats penis and has been made a bitch more than once

that puss infected cum bubble stole my seat

by Anonymous April 25, 2003