Rolled on impact

1) To be a complete and utter prick and to regale near death stories in an attempt to gain poontang in a foreign country.

2) A phrase one utters when regaling a dangerous story and one is immediately saved without reason.

Also see flaccid on impact

1) Prick: I jumped off a cliff this high once - I would have broken every bone in my body, but it was OK because I rolled on impact.
Lady friend: Really? Take me now!

2) Person 1: What if this bus drove off this cliff into that huge fiery chasm below?
Person 2: Oh, it'll be alright - we'll just roll on impact.

by klaus__ October 16, 2008

Importany

Go suck some eggs.

Guy 1:"Wanna go to a party?"
Guy 2:"Importany."
Guy 1:"That's cold."

by Shelley Moreno April 16, 2009

genshin impact unofficial server

a unofficial place to talk about genshin impact

i love the unofficial genshin impact server. You should join the genshin impact unofficial server

by AustinTheSleepy August 25, 2021

Genshin Impact Player

another word for pedophile

guy 1: yo bro have you heard of malvin he's a genshin impact player
guy 2: report him to the pigs then

by retartar232 May 16, 2023

Genshin Impact

A godawful game that people hype up too much for no goddamn reason. The game has terrible gameplay, in which you walk around random grassland areas and spam your mouse button, and the characters you can unlock are not even worth it. Many Genshin fans will swear the game has deep lore, but the lore is nonexistent. The fact people have spent their wallets for this terrible game is baffling. Please, never waste a second on this garbagecan of a game.

"I wasted 500 dollars and 2 years trying to get Venti in Genshin Impact!"
" This is why you get no women."

by KorekiyoShingujisAnthropology March 18, 2021

Genshin impact

A game for pedophiles

Guy 1: Hey John's started playing genshin impact
Guy 2: oh is that why he's not allowed within 50 meters of the local preschool?
Guy 1: yeah i saw him with some little girl the other day.

by Faxnoprinter42069 July 30, 2021

Genshin Impact

Slang for hardcore sex- especially for weebs

Person 1: “hey fam wanna play some Genshin impact”
Person 2: “sure bro I’d love a good time”

by deeznutsman November 3, 2021