Cards against humanity

the game where you can make fun of the holocaust, and it's ok

cards against humanity is a fun game, just don't play if your jewish.

by billy baby 333 March 13, 2020

I'm only human

What to say when you complete the 100% all crime speedrun

Guy 1: I'm only human don't put yo blame on me

Guy 2: Bro you touched kids and tortured random hookers

by solargene April 21, 2023

human resources

The department within a business responsible for the progression of the company through people management. Usually hated by employees at lower levels due to managers passing on their dirty work i.e disciplinaries, firing and redundancies.

Manaer to employee:
Don't worry Jack, I'm the best manager in the world and I'll make sure you won't lose your job.

Manager to Human Resources Rep:
This Jack guy is a liabilaty. I need to get rid of him, will you dismiss him for me.

Jack to his friends:
My manager was great. He did everything he could to save my job but HR fired me. Fucking pricks!

by Bassboy June 14, 2006

Human

Somethin that, whether it evolved or was created, whether it is related to animals or not related to animals, will ultimately end up killing it's whole population. Very self absorbed and into the idea that the world revolves around it.

Human 1: Let's go genocide each other simultaneously, while destroying the environment until we all burn in hell!

Human 2: Sounds good!

by Kilg2 March 14, 2009

Human Style Justice

Human Style Justice is where the bullies of society get all of the wealth and women, and their victims only manage to live shitty lives.

It refers to the fact that those who are psychopaths, those who harm others, go on to live successful lives, and those who "keep to them selves," and respect other peoples rights have their lives fucked up.

Stan bullied others all his life, and was always violent. He ended up getting a high-paying job, beautiful wife, nice appartment, nice car. Steve was always the victim of bullying, and usually was unemployed and lonely.

This style of Human Style Justice happens all over in western societies every day.

by icanttakethisyouputanamehere December 30, 2009

Humans

God's idea of a sick joke.

God: Hey, Jesus, check this out!
Jesus: Humans?
God: Yeah, those animals won't even know what hit them!
*Both chuckle*

by T0mServ0 March 5, 2012

human

Incredibly arrogant creatures who seem to think that they are the only species on this planet.

The human race will eventually destroy itself, as well as the rest of the planet.

by PeachyKeen July 10, 2003