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Houdini

A sex act where the male puts a paper bag over his head and pretends he has escaped from the sexual encounter.
Trblsm couldn't stand to admit he was with Maple so he pulled a Houdini
by Xavi2017 December 20, 2017
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Houdini eyes

The look on a girl's face who has no interest in you and is looking to escape the conversation. This typically includes looking at other guys, looking at her phone or pretending she is trying to read a sign off in the distance.
This douchey guy was chatting me up at the bar last night, but i had no interest. I put on my Houdini eyes and starting checking out the bar tender. He got the hint and left.
by Duece79 June 4, 2018
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Houdini Hancock

Refers to where you sign your name to a document with disappearing ink, either because you don't want to actually be held to whatever contract/agreement that you've scribbled your signature on, or you fear that the person who's asking you to sign said document is merely trying to take advantage of you or trap you into something unreasonable/illegal, and so you're just trying to protect yourself from getting dragged into something you shouldn't be involved with.
I always insist that a contract-singer use a pen that I supply him with, so that I don't hafta worry about any Houdini Hancocks.
by QuacksO September 20, 2018
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Houdeany

Describes a person who is free spirited, humble, charming, lives life as it is, and is loved by many. Also see adonis
Ain't nothing better than being a Houdeany
by Cheviiii_amor June 20, 2019
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Houdini

When you're fucking a chick with the lights on and you turn the light off and you get off and leave and when she turns the lights back on and your friend is fucking her!!
by CraveMeSumDave69 September 17, 2019
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houdinimail

The act of generating numerous emails to give the illusion that one is working in the office rather than fucking around.
“Here comes the barrage of emails from Saul again. He must be Doing Houdinimail again this week rather than working.”
by trailerboy September 26, 2019
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Houdinki

When a man who you think has a large penis (aka dink) ends being smaller than than you expected
Britney: girl I bet he got that good dick
Becky: Nah girl, he a houdinki. It’s real small
by Kare621 May 13, 2020
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