Definitions by trailerboy

houdinimail 

The act of generating numerous emails to give the illusion that one is working in the office rather than fucking around.

“Here comes the barrage of emails from Saul again. He must be Doing Houdinimail again this week rather than working.”

houdinimail by trailerboy September 26, 2019

Lawhoned 

The action of being fired without cause because coworkers surreptitiously sabotage your relationship with your supervisor in order to hide their own incompetence.

"You'd better back off on showing up for work on time and doing a thorough job or you'll get your ass Lawhoned like the last guy did."

Lawhoned by trailerboy September 3, 2019