A guy that was born in 1889 and spoke very powerfully during his speeches as a politician in Germany. Sadly, due to his rival, Joseph Stalin, who was also a good politician, he died.
People misunderstand him, he asked for a glass of juice from his general, Hans, who had ear surgery at the time. As a result, Hans heard "Gas zhe Jewz", he was simply misunderstood.
People misunderstand him, he asked for a glass of juice from his general, Hans, who had ear surgery at the time. As a result, Hans heard "Gas zhe Jewz", he was simply misunderstood.
Guy 1: "Adolf Hitler sucks!"
Guy 2: "Adolf Hitler helped us! What do you mean!?"
Guy 1: "He did terrible things!"
Guy 2: "No, that was Hans."
Guy 2: "Adolf Hitler helped us! What do you mean!?"
Guy 1: "He did terrible things!"
Guy 2: "No, that was Hans."
by ahahsuahahsha August 15, 2023
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To perform the move, you go to do a normal, mundane gesture such as a handshake or a speech, then suddenly whip out a gun, shout "HEIL HITLER!" as over-the-top as you can, and blast the shit out of everybody.
To perform the move, you go to do a normal, mundane gesture such as a handshake or a speech, then suddenly whip out a gun, shout "HEIL HITLER!" as over-the-top as you can, and blast the shit out of everybody.
"Jimmy, now that you're officially a man, let us celebrate with this most sacred of Jewish tradi—HEIL HITLER!" *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang*
-Nostalgia Critic pulling a Psyche Hitler at a Bar Mitzvah
-Nostalgia Critic pulling a Psyche Hitler at a Bar Mitzvah
by MyRealNameemaNlaeRyM October 21, 2009
Get the Psyche Hitler mug.1.The process of inserting your finger inside your anus and smear the crap on anothers face while they are sleeping.
1."What is that smell?" (he walks outside to see if it smells better out there). "No.. I still smell it!". "Haha, I just gave you a smelly hitler!".
by Tom Lavery August 4, 2003
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The looming threat of a Half-Hitler is a very effective tool in the ongoing struggle against people drinking too much and acting like an ass.
by NumbaOneSon January 19, 2009
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by MrSexBaller69 November 17, 2011
Get the Hitler Nibbler mug.Sometimes the TLC or the History Channel will have World War 2 marathon weekend or have sizable block of time during the day devoted to WW2. When that happens, there is usually a ton of stuff on Hitler or Hitler related topics. The History Channel then turns into the Hitler Channel.
I was watching the History channel and they had a ton of crap on World War 2 and Adolf Hitler. There times I feel like they should call TLC the Hitler Channel.
by Paul Della Valle November 2, 2004
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