Helen

The fucking best name that people thing you are unique and not a basic bitch. Its Greek and it means shining light. But most people who are name Helen are grandma's or moms or teachers.

Person #1: Yo thats Helen. She's fucking smart and cool
Person #2: Yeahhhh ikr! I
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Person #3: Helen's a fucking bitch
Person #1 & 2: OML YOU ARE THE FUCKING BASIC BITCH WE'VE EVER SEEN GO FUCK YOUR SELF YA WHORE

by SimplyHoloLogicalSister September 13, 2018

Helena

An oddly tall vegan girl, often of Germanic descent, who almost resembles an Enderman with a bowl cut. She's usually a sweet and silly person, but can be relatively mature at times. When sad, she will either bake something (to cheer others up) or flaunt her academic skills in an overconfident manner to show off her scientific knowledge to the point where it drives people pissed.

She was being such a Helena when she bragged about her Chemistry grades.

by Epicocc_33 May 21, 2020

helen clark

The first female elected prime minister of New Zealand. Not the first female prime minister though; in 1997 Jenny Shipley took over as Prime Minister and Leader of the National Party from Jim Bolger, making her the first femlae Prime Minister. Helen Clark is the leader of the Labour Party and became Prime Minister in 1999 and was elected for a second term in 2002. In 1986 Helen Clark was awarded the annual Peace Prize of the Danish Peace Foundation for her work in promoting peace and disarmament.

Helen Clark may be ugly but shes not as ugly as Don Brash.

by squidynz November 13, 2006

Helena Bonham Carter

A beautiful English actress who was born on May 26, 1966. She is best known for her Portrayal of Lucy Honeychurch in a Room with a View. She was a golden globe winner for Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd where she played Mrs. Lovett. This is also starring Johnny Depp. She was in many other movies including, Novocaine, Conversations with Other Women, Harry Potter, Fight Club, Planet of the Apes, The Heart of Me, Till Human Voices Wake Us, Corpse Bride, Wallace and Grommit: The Curse of the Were Rabbit, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Sixty Six, and many more. She and Tim Burton, her partner for 6 years met on the set of Planet of the Apes, and they now have two children, Billy Ray, and Nell Burton. She has been in many of his movies since.

Helena Bonham Carter is extremely intense.
Helena Bonham Carter is an amazing actress.

"Beauty is always only an illusion."

by Jaydeeeeeee.!! January 15, 2009

Helen Keller

1-A yummy peice of ass I totally want to tap.
2-A blind, deaf, and mute.
3-The root of almost every blind or deaf joke.
4-Creates hilarious jokes.
5-An insult.
6-Pretty much my life.
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1-Need I say more
2-Need I say more
3-Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "deerrrduhhh"
4-See above, or google Helen Keller jokes fucking epic shit right there.
5-See above.
6-Need I say more.
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by i got this February 16, 2008

Helen Keller

When a man ejaculates into both of his lovers ears and then jabs them in both eyes rendering them deaf and blind.

"Stacy what's wrong? You seem to be hard of hearing today and you keep tripping on everything."

"Derrick gave me a Helen Keller last night so i can't see or hear too well."

"You're such a twat waffle Stacy!"

by Fatchicks4me March 27, 2008

Helen

Helen is PRETTY ASF ! She can be a bitch sometimes though. Helen plays basketball a lot she’s very good at it . She will take your man though watch out . Watch out she will roast the hell outta you. Females want to be her .

Girl 1: Helen is ugly asf
Girl 2: girl just shut up cause we all wanna be her .
Girl 1: your so right though !

by Tanner Smithson October 13, 2018