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Handcock

Your dick is big as a hand. Take your hand and measure it up with your dick and grab it like your masturbating and that's 1 handcock
I got a 2 1/2 handcock
by XxXDownarXxX August 13, 2008
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handcomb

a)To use the hands to comb through hair when you dont have a comb on you or are so poor you can't afford one.
b)See hairtouchers
He just masturbated with the same hand he handcomb(ed) with.
by igotthedefs February 21, 2009
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Hamicide

The technical term for the killing or murder of a law enforcement officer, especially a Police Officer in the United States.
That cop was such a fuckin’ pig, he had me about to commit some hamicide.
by Pancho777 August 3, 2020
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Haní

Girl with the most beautiful eyes and a smile in space. A girl who made everything beautiful in my life and I never felt. It fills me with happiness every single day. It's all mine.
who was that
That's Haní the most amazing thing I've ever met
by Lidlpold November 30, 2020
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russian handcuffs

One hand inserted in the mouth and one hand inserted in the bum hole
by The Pheasant June 22, 2014
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japanese handcuffs

When two men put the head of their peni together and then one of the men rolls his foreskin over the other mans penis.
I tried to get away from him but he put me in Japanese handcuffs.
by Onads Nadules August 6, 2017
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John Handcocker

The act of jerking off, or stroking your cock while engaging in intercourse. The act has one, two, and three finger variants; however, the three finger variant is the original form. Performed by inserting your pointer finger, up to and including your middle and ring fingers, into the woman's vagina under the shaft of your penis. Then gripping around the shaft leaving the thumb exposed over the top near the clitoris. Once held into position you proceed to stroke yourself while performing intercourse.
Ex 1:
Man A to Friend A:
"Last night was wild, I even gave her the Ol' John Handcocker."

Ex 2:
"Angelique's pussy was so loose and wet I had to give her the ol' John Handcock to finish us off."
by TeoDee September 13, 2017
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