Hazey Hamster

The act of taking a large, potentially disastrous dump, while smoking a joint.

Jason: Yo dan, i just took a dump and blzd a joint to my dome.

Dan: You hazey hamstered that shit!

by Arthur Kushman May 2, 2010

Drinking a hamster

Drinking an opened beer the day after a party

Often on the family get-a-way at Gavin's people often are drinking a hamster

by mike01793 July 23, 2009

miniature giant space hamster

Boo!

In Baldur's Gate 1 and 2, one of the best characters you meet is named Minsc. He's a bit slow... But being a ranger and all, he has a companion, a miniature giant space hamster named Boo. He's... Just a regular hamster.

Boo doesn't want you to quit playing!

by P.K. October 19, 2004

Panty Hamster

An abnormally hairy snatch

Hey bitch, shave that fuckin panty hamster, before it bite me!!

by Minger Magnet April 18, 2003

ghetto hamster

an inner city african american

Be sure not to splash the ghetto hamsters at the bus stop when you are driving in the rain.

by Don K. Kong January 27, 2010

Panty Hamster

An alcoholic beverage composed of 8oz of Smirnoff Ice Triple Black (or your favorite flavored malt beverage, NEVER USE BEER!) and four ounces of tequila. Drink or pour into a cup four oz. from the Smirnoff bottle (leaving 8, duh) and refill with tequila. Cover the bottle and shake, then chug as fast as you can. Drinking the panty hamster in this way is called "Shaving the Panty Hamster."

1. Dude, if you're lookin' to get fucked up quick, let's shave a couple Panty Hamsters.

2. Aaron shaved four panty hamsters in like five minutes, and now he is passed out on the driveway.

by fencecat42 September 5, 2008

gutted hamster

A term used to describe a rather untidy vaginal area.

"Mate her fanny looked like a gutted hamster. Flaps everywhere."

by Swisstony19935 December 31, 2015