Satanic Hamster

Some guy who's nailed Joe Natoman's mom.

I mean, like, uNF uNF.

by Satanic_Hamster March 29, 2005

Hamster Wheel Of Pussy

The cardio of choice of pigeon simps. They're on it all day, every day, wasting their time, money and lives for mediocre pussy they usually never get. No wonder they're so skinny.

I was on the hamster wheel of pussy till I let a tranny suck me off and learned we're all a little bi and now I like to fuck women who beg for my dick when it's not dominating some big muscled submissive dudes like Buck Angel.

by The Original Donald Trump May 08, 2023

furry mott hamster

Looks a bit like a mythical Scottish haggis. Could also mean hairy beaver.

That's a nice furry mott hamster you've got there. Can I stroke it?

by Mr Bobby Bobby April 03, 2016

A hamster never forgets

A popular saying in Memphis Tennessee," A hamster never forgets." Meaning you will remember what a person has said or done just like hamsters who are known for having a good memory.

A hamster never forgets because they have a good memory.

by Dirty hamster July 16, 2021

Hug my hamster

To jerk-off. Male masturbation.

I'm gonna need to hug my hamster all day after heather gave me the worst blue balls last night.

by Tony Sparrow February 10, 2016

ur hamster homo

It is worse than ANY INSULT in the world.

John:Ur mom gay
Carl:ur dad lesbian
John:your granny granny
Carl:...ur...hamster...homo...
John dies and is now sent to planet X-790
Ur hamster homo is the best insult to end any argument.

by Hi not the person u know March 28, 2018

National Hamster Day

On the 17th of january, everyone celebrates the national hamster day by changing their profile pictures to a hamster!

National Hamster Day

by Hamster Lover69 January 18, 2021