good hair day

A good hair day is the most AMAZING DAY EVER. It's often mistaken for actually having perfect hair, but that's the least important part of it. Everything in your life goes the perfect way. You're happy. You're mom is happy. You finally get a dog. You're dog is happy. Season 2 of your favorite TV show comes out totally unannounced. It's not just regular happy, it's freaking DANCING-IN-A-MEADOW-FULL-OF-DAISIES-NICK JONAS-JUST-SHOWED-UP-ON-MY-DOORSTEP-HAPPY. You wanna scream. You look gorgeous, things just couldn't get bette-- BAM. YOU WOKE UP. You're screwed. You're late for school. You haven't washed your hair in five days. Its Greasy. There is absolutely nothing you can do about it. You're mom is yelling. Laundry day. You can't find you favorite black shirt. You've broken your glasses. Soap gets into your eyes. You're nail breaks. You're wearing wet socks. AND ITS A BAD HAIR DAY.

Martha: *ugh*

Dave: You okay Martha?

Martha: *covers face with ugly baseball cap* Stop looking at me.
Stacy: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
Lana: *WHISPERS TO MARK* - ew what's up with the lime baseball cap?
Mark: Nothing. Give her a break. Its prolly just a bad hair day.

So basically a good hair day can be defined as something , with all due respect, TOTALLY NON EXISTENT. :/

by RAISINDAFFODILSLANA January 20, 2018

Mike Hair

That tiny (or big) spike of hair at the front of someone's hair, usually in the form of a brown or black! It can be found in Roblox, called 'Brown Charmer Hair.'

Person 1: 'Ayo wanna play some Roblox?'
Person 2: 'Nope, I'm sick of seeing Mike Hairs everywhere.'

by AlQaholic_Terrorist February 11, 2021

Split Face Hair Shark

Vagina, pussy, twat, Etc...

Close relative of the Split Face Bald Shark!

I was walking drunk on the beach and almost stepped on a Split Face Hair Shark!

by RedWingsWin March 26, 2009

Silvery-White hair

Non-grey: hair that is beautiful bright neon fluorescent white.

When your red headed co-worker says "Girl you got grey hairs". You can say naw trick I got silvery-white hair.

by JENN.ORG February 23, 2010

Burning some wolf hair

the stench resulting from a particularly funky bowel movement; also used as a warning to friends to not approach the scene of a turd.

a descriptive phrase used to describe an extremely offensive odor.

whoa whoa! don't go in that bathroom i'm burning some wolf hair in there.

friend 1: do you smell that?
friend 2: yea..someone just burnt some wolf hair

i can't wait to go to work and burn some wolf hair.

by Bucky and CC January 11, 2010

Chad's Hair

A hairstyle made popular by Macklemore that once owned instantaneously changes your name to either Chad, Chazz, Brett, Chet, or Brad. This grouping of names is known as the "Big 5." The hairstyle involves leaving a luxurious mane of hair at the top of your head (preferably gelled upwards and to the left) and getting the sides shaved at a number 2 shave.

"My hairs getting pretty gnarly, Tom."
"Yeah, Doug, it sure is."
"I think I'm going to get Chad's Hair."

Later that night, Doug no longer existed, but Chazz was born.

by Dread Knot Pirate November 24, 2013

lego haircut

A person with a haicut similar to a lego character

That girls an Indie Cindy,
Lego haircut and polka-dot dress,
I don't care if she thinks she's indie,
how she's different is anyones guess.

by Hawksong June 17, 2007