holy roint

(n.) A joint rolled out of a page from the bible. Also known as a holy roller.
Dude get your grandma's bible and lets blaze the holy roint.
by Jerry Kurl November 10, 2006
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holy jessica

sexual act in which you bang a female in the bum, pull out before you finish, spin her around, explode in her mouth, she spits it onto your stomach, snorts it up her nose, hawks it back through her mouth and kisses it back into you.
"Dude! Me and Stacey tried the Holy Jessica last night and her head exploded!!"
by holy jessica October 19, 2007
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Holy frijole

1) An exclamation of amazement. See also holy cow and holy moly.

2) Beans that are so good they have achieved sainthood.
1)
Melissa: I just won a billion dollars!
David: Holy frijole! That's a lot of money!

2)
David: These beans are really good.
Elizabeth: These beans aren't just good, they're holy frijoles!
by MED August 19, 2004
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Holy Doodle

An expression relating extreme surprise, used primarily by middle-aged Asian women.
Holy Doodle! That's a big fish!
by MrDB October 11, 2010
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holy cow

holy cow!
by UnixBlackhole June 17, 2004
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holy cleavage

an exclaimation said when you suddenly out of the blue see a large amount of cleavage. derived from saying holy cow or holy shit when you see something that shocks or surprises you.
girl 1: hey wanna see a picture of me in my prom dress?
girl 2: sure *gets pic* holy cleavage!
girl 1: yeah sorry about that...but do you like the color?
by blahbi March 05, 2006
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holy mackerel

An interjection a white father exclaims when he is surprised, shocked, or even terrified.
by guysbeingdudes January 25, 2015
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