Cat with a heater

When a person is doing something and sticking their ass out at the same time.

Guy 1: Dude, would you please back up!?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because every time we workout, you're like a cat with a heater. Put that thing away

by TheFactSpeaker October 28, 2014

layed down a heater

Took a massive stinking shit

Hey dude, do not go in there, I just had a massive stinking shit layed down a heater!

by Heater23 September 24, 2016

1 bar heater

A warm, erect penis. Usually associated (or soon to be) with an act of sexual intercourse.

It's going to be cold for that trip away with your girlfriend - you'd better pack your 1 bar heater!

by the_chateau May 13, 2017

reverse water heater

When you get done dusting off grandma and you decide to get it on you gotta first hose her off and let her dry on her heating pad

I wanted you borrow my grandmas garage so I had to do the reverse water heater to get the ok

by Cumdumpster1 September 25, 2023

J. Dennis Hastert

Referring to the 51st speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, John Dennis Hastert. He was also a congressman out of the 14 district of Illinois in the 80s. Before that in in 60s and 70s, Hastert was a history teacher, and wrestling coach. Before his indictment for violating federal banking laws to cover up "prior misconduct" in 2015, Hastert was well respected and beloved. He was also the longest GOP speaker in United States history serving from 1999-2007, his service as a congressman in Illinois 14th congressional district lasted from 1987-2007.

The Speaker of The House, The Honorable J. Dennis Hastert

by L' Damardius Rudolph III February 19, 2020

Hesse

Talent that is there.

Damn! This musician has real Hesse. All his beats are mad smooth.

by Camohesse November 11, 2018

distinctively heated argument

A valid synonym for "masturbation", usually used to bypass moderative systems.

It can also be used as a replacement for *fap*.

Yeah, so I had a distinctively heated argument last night. The opponent was very competitive, and we debated for a good hour or so, but I eventually won the argument by bringing up respectable views and opinions on the matter at hand.

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"Oh, man, that's some good porn. *has a distinctively heated argument with one's self*"

by wasp2020 May 26, 2005